Life Is A Circus And I Am The Clown

Anyway fuck the person that made that tutorial, their stitches are crooked and uneven and sloppy and they're don't know what the fuck they're talking about, which wouldn't even be a problem if they weren't trying to act like their an expert but they are so it is.

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So anyway, how's your week been Lex?

Sorry about just dropping and incomprehensible rant in your asks, I just really needed to say something about it to *someone*.

No I get it sometimes I think I’m a casual about something and I am suddenly forced to realize that my understanding of what a casual is skewed and I am far more advanced and I am left like “?????” And usually more than a little irritated.

The statement “bigger idiots than you” hits at weird times and it always leaves me feeling baffled. Usually I get it with books. Like I consider myself okay at writing. I do this for fun. It’s far from professional. I’m aware of its flaws.

Chapters: 11/? Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Ning Yingying & Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Ming Fan & Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Qing Jing Peak Disciples & Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Ming Fan (Scum Villain), Ning Yingying, Qing Jing Peak Disciples Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Role Reversal, Oblivious Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Heavenly Demon Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Half-Demon Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Disciple Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu is Like a Disney Princess, I can’t believe that is a tag, Shizun Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Needs a Hug, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu is a Mess, Broken System (Scum Villain), Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

Shen Yuan died and transmigrated into the scum villain, and that was where the story was supposed to begin… only somehow during his transmigration the System bricked itself and swapped key roles, meaning that he is now also the protagonist. Now as a disciple of Qing Jing training under Luo Binghe Shen Yuan has to manage being half-heavenly demon (sealed), a (malfunctioning) System stalking him, and the general shitty writing of PIDW coming to fuck him over at every turn.

Or

Wei Wuxian brings Kisame back and Itachi immediately tries to kill him. Which he finds even more funny

Like, the twinks are the two creatures he keeps an enclosure to watch expect the enclosure is just the whole world

Hence the bodyguard shtick. He can’t pick at what is wrong with them if they’re dead

(Also. Itachi definitely planned to let Wei Wuxian keep his corpse when he died)

Wei Wuxian is the alley cat that Kisame found eating garbage. Itachi is the purebred with an impeccable pedigree with a million diseases and an anxiety and agression disorder that keeps trying to kill himself and everyone else.

Kisame thinks both fi these twinks are hilarious and will be keeping them around. Anyone who wants to beef with them has to go through him tbh

Not an insignificant portion of people think this is a weird polycule situation. Incorrect. Kisame wants to put them in a jar and shake it

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Itachi with Wei Wuxian laying on his chest babbling away about some complex concept or another smiling so serenely at him. It’s before they’re together, of course. Wei Wuxian doesn’t even realize what this position does to him. What having him this close does for Itachi’s control but Itachi wouldn’t change anything.

It’s only when there’s a break in Wei Wuxian’s endless flatting of talking that he realizes where his thoughts have gone at all. Only when he gives them voice that he feels the truth of them in his bones.

“If the worst happens, I want you to have my body.”

“EH!??!”

Wei Wuxian whips around so fast his ponytail hits them both in the face but neither of them seem to notice. Not as Wei Wuxian scrambles into Itachi’s lap to squish his face between his palms and frown down at him. “What are you talking about?! Don’t say that! You’re fine! My Itachi is the strongest. He won’t die!”

There’s something in those silver eyes that Itachi wouldn’t have expected given Wei Wuxian’s skills, his ease and familiarity with the dead, and the compassion he always showed them.

Fear.

Desperation.

Like he is terrified he is going to lose everything.

So Itachi pulled him down into a hug, pressing their bodies together until no space remained between them and Wei Wuxian could feel every beat of his heart resonating through both of their chests. “Your Itachi isn’t leaving you any time soon. I’m just being stupid. Forget I said anything.”

He should wind up bringing Kisame back to Konoha. Somehow. For funsies

I had to go digging for this because I once again did not tag it but!!

But like ???:!:!:!$/$:!:!: