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Will yall pull out the pitchforks if I take an off week from posting this week? Considering I just fed you all like 21k words worth of premium heartbreak?

dark-elf-writes

I love that the overwhelming response to this was “actually if you don’t rest then we will be pulling out the pitchforks”

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blumineck

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

#that’s not a girl that’s a grown ass woman is so powerful #I’m so tired of the ‘this person doesn’t fit my idea of gender norms he must be gay’#like???? or the human experience is wide and varied and perhaps gender norms are some shit your parents made up

miracide

dungeon menses

#dungeon meshi #marcille #chilchuck

iheartladygaga

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

avalanchenouveau

10 years later and homo sex is still in

avalanchenouveau

11 years later and homo sex is still in

meowoongi

i love you luo binghe

#with my whole heart and soul do I live him

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OH SO THE DAY IM NOT CRASHING OUT AND EXHAUSTED AND STARVING MY GROCERY ORDER WILL GO THROUGH BUT IN MY TIME OF NEED I AM JUST GIVEN THE FUCKING FINGER??!!??

#the elf talks #maaaad #but it’s fine more fruit and various medicines inbound

I have talked about the weird luck thing here right? I’m not just referencing my luck expecting you all to understand and I never talked about it did I?

#the elf talks #anyway pulled on the wrong banner and still got an ssr card I wanted

dark-elf-writes

Do we think I can life a loveseat on my own? Do we think I will regret this?

Don't you have a bad back?

I think I remember you saying you have a bad back.

It seems like a Bad Idea to try and move heavy furniture by yourself if you have a bad back Lex.

I do and it’s not like super heavy. I got it

Will I fret this later? Probably. But the feet are on it after like three weeks of waiting for my sister to do it and her not

dark-elf-writes

If it’s any consolation, I was originally planning on doing more things but post moving the furniture I am content that my task has been completed for the day. Sweeping the floors and dusting and other such things can wait for tomorrow or the next day

#like yes I’m stupid but at least I’m stupid within reason #moral of the story is if people say they’ll help #me and don’t I will simply do it myself

Do we think I can life a loveseat on my own? Do we think I will regret this?

Don't you have a bad back?

I think I remember you saying you have a bad back.

It seems like a Bad Idea to try and move heavy furniture by yourself if you have a bad back Lex.

I do and it’s not like super heavy. I got it

Will I fret this later? Probably. But the feet are on it after like three weeks of waiting for my sister to do it and her not

#the elf talks #it’s like a pretty light loveseat.#it’s not a recliner or #anything so it’s like decently fine #I mean my back does kind of hurt now but still it’s done

Do we think I can life a loveseat on my own? Do we think I will regret this?

#the elf talks

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unpretty

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

unpretty

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

flawlessglamazon

burning-mind

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

Tubbitha

reblog for Tubbitha

a princess.

It’s so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. That’s just my best friends’ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.

sugar-petals

saw someone say they feel bad and awkward ‘contributing nothing’ to fandom (“no fics, no drawings, no theories, just gluttony”) and to anyone who feels inferiority about this i gotta say us creators, doing things for free, love nothing more than your unbridled spiralling greed in our notifications aka genuinely be more unapologetically gluttonous 24/7 there is nothing wrong with enjoying something insatiably because us writers and artists feel empty and despairing without a passionate audience and feral surroundings so please and thank you and we love you

draculastarion

yes!!!! you CAN contribute something!!!!! if you feel guilty, you can:

reblog art instead of just liking it! not only will you increase the amount of people who see it (more cool people seeing cool art!!!!) but then you can also leave some nice comments in the tags about how cool the art is!!!

no theories??? you can reblog the ones you really like, or even question the ones you don’t! fandom thrives on engagement! i’m not saying yell at someone for having a different opinion, but there’s no harm saying “oh, i didn’t see it that way. can you tell me more?” if you know of someone who has cool/interesting theories, please encourage them to talk more about it!! they probably held back the first time!

COMMENT ON FIC!!!!!! please, we are begging. literally just a heart emoji as a second kudos feels like the bare minimum but damn… sometimes we out here getting NO comments. one single emoji in the inbox might MAKE SOMEONE’S DAY.

if you feel guilty, if you feel greedy, ENGAGE WITH THE CONTENT

sith-shenanigans

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

sith-shenanigans

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

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I mean like where are we talking the hole is in the thigh? Is this a sin that can be covered or pushing indecent exposure? Is something tied around the waist enough to cover it if you have one available? Can we problem solve this?

It's not visible on either pair, but the problem is if I wear them I risk tearing it out more then I can fix and I can't afford to get a pair to replace them if it does end up fucked up beyond repair

Truthfully, it's not a huge deal and I can thankfully shuffle what I'm doing if I need to it's just kinda upsetting cause I had a plan for today :(

And now plan will not work :(

That is also fair and understandable. It always sucks when you prepare yourself mentally for something and then have to postpone it

#the elf talks

studentofetherium

writing is like the stages of grief, and "acceptance" is when people finally get to read it

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