Life Is A Circus And I Am The Clown

Sjjshshshs I FORGOT IT WAS SHOW CANON

Wei Wuxian after he manages to stop kissing his husband’s (husband!!!!) very cute and adorable face long enough for the revelations at he is, in fact, married to actually sink in does what any child of Hua Cheng would do.

He panics like the gay disaster he is and fucking bolts as his brain tries to make sense of what the actual fuck that means.

Fortunately he doesn’t go far. Just to Shi Qingxuan who seemed like they would be more sympathetic to his plight than Wen Qing would be anyway. They aren’t. They’re drinking wine and laughing in his damn face. They think he is the biggest fucking idiot in the three realms. How did he miss he was married for several hundred years? And they thought Xie Lian was hilarious.

And then Luo Binghe talks She Yuan into practicing kissing on each other with no alternative motives for sure and it definitely doesn’t awaken anything in Shen Yuan at all to be pinned under Luo Binghe’s bulk and kissed breathless and wet and messy and they’re definitely not grinding against each other like losers as out to cum in their pants and Shen Yuan definitely isn’t glassy eyed and desperate when he gasps Binghe’s name and

And Shen Yuan definitely doesn’t say they need to practice again so they don’t have any other embarrassing mishaps with anyone else. They’re best friends after all so with each other it’s safe but if a tone else saw them like that it would be the end of the world. Which Binghe definitely doesn’t run with and keep pushing him further and further until they’re like basically fucking without penetration