Life Is A Circus And I Am The Clown

Yessssss bribe ussssssss

Hell yeah bribe us

Anyone who’s getting ideas - yes, I am extremely susceptible to bribes! XD

Remember, folks: You can ALWAYS bribe a writer to write more by making fanart of their work! ☝️

Please yes omg

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

@sexy-people-contests-2026 the cup’s point of view as you poured in glitter

At least I cleaned off all the glitter afterwards

sorry im on tumblr literally all day and reblogged your post within 43 seconds. it will happen again

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

Writers have two modes and they are "i haven't written in three weeks and i am rotting from the inside and everything feels wrong and i don't know who i am anymore" and "i wrote for four hours straight and forgot to eat and it's dark outside and when did that happen and i feel like a god" and there is nothing in between. no chill. no medium setting. just famine or feast and a very confused nervous system.

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.