Ad Asstra Per Asspera

Flow like a chart, spread like a sheet

You guys wanna see a photo of Sivi less than two seconds after I told him to shut up?

@andmaybegayer

is he, you know, *bearing squealing noise*

Oh, what is the greatest smile in the world, you say? *Looks at you fondly* Louis Armstrong

Hoja blooming

Realizing fundamental truths about myself in my late twenties and googling things like how to be a control freak and a laid back cool guy at the same time and live

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.