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in Boston, they call potstickers "peking ravioli" to not confuse the Italians. this sounds like a shitpost but it's literally true

Nearly got in trouble at work once after I moved out of Boston because I mentioned Peking ravioli and people thought I was some sort of esoteric sino-italophobic bigot. Had to frantically google pictures of menus to prove my innocence

RUDE TO ME

HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH

they have a 130 euro "gaming backpack" here. perfect for this new character ive been working on called "the itinerant gamer"

hey guys the itinerant gamer here. coming to you live from a two foot wide path winding up a sheer mountainside in eastern anatolia. today we'll be checking out (wind howling) a great new release from devolver digital i'm really excited to get into. (reading chat) SedentarySitter says: "lay down your heavy burden and rest your weary legs". first of all thank you for the comment. unfortunately, as my longtime fans may know, a curse hangs over my head, and the respite of a warm hearth is destined to forever elude me. sorry guys! SedentarySitter, i hope you'll continue watching. (rocks shift ominously underfoot. the itinerant gamer picks his way slowly across the path, lest he fall to his death. his face in the corner of the stream shows no fear, only resignation. he has been doing this for so long. longer than you've been alive. his hiking boots are black and red and covered in LED lights. inside, his feet are cracked and bleeding. he has seen every lost and forgotten corner of this world, every desert, every peak and every swamp. he's working on a sponsorship deal with garmin so he can start exploring the depths of the ocean. he's excited for the next minecraft update

cause & effect are exactly the same