There are other worlds than these

if you love someone enough you should be able to hug them really tight and pop into the same body as them and never have to leave like its aristophanes's myth of the spherical human

post cancelled i just reinvented steven universe

i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in

looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis

I'VE GAINED 15 POUNDS 🫶🫶💜💜💜🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎊🥳🥳🥳🎊🎉🎉🎊🥳

What would be the worst way to misuse a fibula pin to annoy a historian

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

"DID YOU KNOW THIS PERSON DRAWS PORN I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS" cool i am blocking you

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

manifesting that the US lose against belgium 🙏🙏

One of my favorite whump things is when a whumpee dehumanizes themselves to cope

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever