This Place

I sure am glad that content creators were driven off this site just so that every morning, I get to block another 100% bot user

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

Me: “Yeah, well, that’s the way it goes. See, the company can only make money off of the work we do, so they’re never gonna pay us what we’re worth; you don’t get paid for eight hours’ work, you get paid for working eight hours. That’s how they make bank. So the relationship between us and management is always gonna be adversarial. Why you think [boss] is such a dickhead? He’s incentivized to be a dickhead.”

Guy: “That….that actually makes a lot of sense.”

“I didn’t think nothin’ of it. Thought it was just a seed.” 

“Deep breath”

I SWEAR TO THE FUCKIN GODS…..

(cue 25 minutes of unintelligible yelling)

Plum pits do not contain as much as cherry, but they do. 

Do not eat stone fruit pits, people. Or bitter almonds. 

I have been wanting to use these photos for months.

The recommendation is to only eat 3 in one hour. because that is just the most filling snack and of course they will stop at three.

But then they say DON’T EAT MORE THEN 10 A DAY.

Just because it’s food for another creature doesn’t mean it’s fine for you.

Best case scenario it’s like grass which is basically neutral- it’s generally not going to kill you but there’s no nutrition for humans in it, and enough will probably make you sick.

Worst case scenario it’s something like belladonna berries which taste sweet but will kill you stone cold dead.

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.

https://twitter.com/apricotpowerb17?lang=en

The do-it-yourself-murder-bag above is a blatant example, but even for things where the base material isn’t directly considered poisonous, there’s no regulation. You don’t know what amount of the active ingredient is, so it may be mostly empty plant fiber, or an effective dose, or a concentration that is potentially dangerous. And it can all change from pill to pill, manufacturer by manufacturer. And that assumes an active ingredient that works.

For example, green tea is good for you. Green tea pills, however, can be concentrated enough to cause damage to the liver. If you want the benefits of green tea you’ll want to just drink the green tea. 

she also believes eating these are what is making her not have cancer. it’s not like she went through multiple rounds of chemotherapy 7 years ago to get rid of any cancer cells in her fucking body after she had to have a tumor removed from where her uterus used to be. No, it can’t possibly be the chemotherapy! it’s definitely these Magic Cyanide Seeds™. 

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”