greetings and salutations

Khonshu???? is that u??

first bruce wayne in the batman, then steven grant in moon knight... 2022 really said no more billionaire playboys in superhero media. youre getting pathetic nerds ONLY (/positive)

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*

*wipes dust off of laptop* spring cleaning

multilinguals whose voice is deeper when speaking your native language(s) but then goes high pitched the second you switch to L2 or L3… you’re very valid and also sexy

Can you believe we can just live in our houses with little animals

I can pick one up and kiss it any time you can just smooch them

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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