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was looking at a timeline of Michigan gay history
HOLY FUCK
Drives my gay little truck that makes you upset
official michigan post

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Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better
the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."
yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass
When I was a freshman in a red-state college, I had a professor who taught Newtonian physics with a super thick Russian accent. The student body was unusually conservative for a state college, so there was a sort of general bemusement about learning physics from a Russian, but even back then the Cold War was far enough in the past that not even the red tribe was inclined to stir up trouble about it.
He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though. Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would be “Mir” specifically. And he’d always use ‘cosmonaut’ instead of ‘astronaut’, that kind of thing.
One day about halfway through the semester, he’s doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little. So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium, “Hey professor, what’s the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?”
And this beautiful man spins around on one heel to face the class, whiteboard marker triumphantly over his head, clearly having been waiting for this moment the entire semester: “Cosmonaut go to space first! Ha!”
male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.
I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them.
Been done to me by people of both genders.
Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah.
(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….)
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#a fun fact about tumblr is that if you dare to complain about a mundanely frustrating type of person#that exact type of person will appear in your notes as if summoned via a ouija board
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仕方がない (shikata ga nai)
Control what you can. Accept what you can't (◡ ‿ ◡ .) Something went wrong? Shikata ga nai naa.
Huh, I know it as Shoganai.
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When you bring up respirators in this context, people lose their shit.
So you know how people keep talking about Teddie being mistranslated. Yeah, that's, not the key problem with Teddie, the key problem is what Golden did to him. And I'm tired of screaming at the wall about this so here's a voice comparison since they switched voice actors between the two versions.
One of the key arguments for mistranslated Teddie is the voice is more alien in Japanese. Welp here's a golden to vanilla comparison. Vanilla isn't 1 to 1 with the Japanese but slightly closer and way less annoying than what Golden did.
Note: This was a quick sloppy edit.
well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice
#I stg tumblr ads are on a different level#the most batshit things I see on a daily basis
um actually the banana seal says you have to eat negative 40 pounds
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

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Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless
No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to
It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!
And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade
It's really weird to me how often I hear the kh menu clinking sound in random youtube videos from channels that have nothing to do with Kingdom Hearts (especially Pokemon) It's a satisfying aesthetically pleasing sound I get that But it's not a meme like the pokemon Driftveil song is Kingdom Hearts is slightly more niche than something like pokemon or modern persona and I would argue it's more divisive than those two in some ways and imagine if you were watching a video about Kingdom Hearts and then the Sonic ring jing sound went off
do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.
PSA for transfems, if you are lactating for no apparent reason please check if ANY of your medications have an effect on prolactin levels. lexapro, for instance, can cause lactation on its own.
it drives me up the wall that doctors fail to do basic shit like reviewing your medication and jump right to "we gotta get an MRI". it's probably not a brain tumor.
is. is lactation a symptom of having a brain tumour?
or is this a case of "what some dumbass doctor said it was"
a tumor is just flesh that's growing weirdly, a non-cancerous pituitary tumor that produces prolactin is called a prolactinoma. they're extremely rare, my issue here is that doctors will start talking about scheduling MRIs ($$$, huge hassle to you, effort-free for them) to rule it out without doing basic shit like reviewing medications.
also also if imaging is warranted for new lactating, it would be a mammogram, an ultrasound of the breast or a CT scan (a series of cross sectional X-ray images to make a 3d image) of the chest, to see if theres anything going on in the actual goddamn breast.
trans women are at lower risk to get breast cancer than ciswomen generally, but when we do have it, we're at much much higher risk of it being missed or not treated until too late
a huge principle of medical practice is that it is more likely for a common issue to have a weird symptom or presentation, rather than a rare issue or condition to have its most common symptom show up.
meaning, if you have a weird symptom, its most likely to be a common problem that just has an uncommon symptom, and the common stuff is the stuff docs need to rule out first
Hi!!! Not a transfem here but as someone who has the tumor condition described above that raises prolactin levels, I can absolutely describe the exact things that led to my diagnosis and why most people experiencing nipple discharge probably don't have this issue, and the steps that you and your doctor should take!
First off, the tumor I have is called a microedanoma. Its really small, less than 5mm wide, and it's pushing my on pituitary gland, causing it to produce more prolactin.
The way I found this out was through:
Spontaneously developing nipple discharge. Spontaneous is key here! As the posters above have mentioned, if you've recently changed medications, those should absolutely be investigated as a potential cause first. My doctor specifically asked if I'd started any new medications when I went to them with symptoms.
Physical exam. My doctor physically examined my chest, breast tissue, and glans. When they found no lumps, swelling, or anything else to suggest tumors or infection, cancer immediately became far less of a concern. This is an important step. If a doctor tries to send you for an MRI without doing even a cursory physical exam, push back on that immediately. Even if its not cancer, it could be a tumor in your breast tissue.
Blood test. My doctor sent me in for lab work, and my prolactin levels came back elevated while everything else was normal. Again, if your doctor tries to send you for an MRI before doing any blood work, PUSH BACK ON THAT. Bloodwork could also reveal any other issues or rule out certain causes. Mine was straightforward because only prolactin was raised, but if other hormones were present it could have been a lot of different things.
Breast ultrasound. My doctor was pretty sure I'd need an MRI at this point, based on symptoms and blood work, but as a final step I got a breast ultrasound done to definitively rule out cancer or infection. (As a side note, its also far more common for insurance to cover breast ultrasounds/mammograms than MRIs, so this is also a cost saving measure for the patient). No tumors or infections were found.
MRI. With a probable diagnosis and other avenues definitively cleared out (no medication changes, infections, or tumors elsewhere), I finally went in for an actual MRI. It was at this stage they found the microadenoma.
If you're like me and one of the very rare people who actually have this kind of tumor, dont worry! There's medication to both manage symptoms (nipple discharge) and manage tumor size, and they're less than 20 USD for 3 months supply. You will be okay.
If you're not like me, congrats! You don't have a tumor. That means you're likely having a weird symptom for something really common, and you should go down the list of steps described above to figure out the issue. I have a transfem friend who does not share my tumor condition but did experience nipple discharge, turned out she had an infection that wasn't discernible through physical exam but was identified through bloodwork. Bodies are weird!
Advocate for yourself! Do not pay for MRIs if you don't have to! You probably don't have a brain tumor and there's a clear path to check if you do. Your problem is almost certainly straightforward and inexpensive to solve. You got this.
To derail a little bit, can the Usa get a fucking socialized medical insurance option already? If your doctor decides to be a dumbass for whatever reason, the fall out shouldn't be on you. I realize that won't happen anytime soon though. So in the mean time, super important info. Admittedly not sure if this falls under the umbrella of gov cockblocking trans specific healthcare. Especially since the person with the story isn't a trans women.

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the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.
the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.
the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom
I love the concept of sutures. Like there was a time in history where someone looked at a wound that could not close on its own, that nature itself had deemed to be lethal, and just went "well how about I just sew it close fuck you."
If nature didn't want us flipping it off, it shouldn't have given us fingers.
"If nature didn't want us flipping it off, it shouldn't have given us fingers." is pure @theshitpostcalligrapher bait i think
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