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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

-A passenger plane was underloaded with fuel because Canada had just converted to the metric system and everyone supposed to double check their numbers got it wrong. -When the plane ran out of fuel they were too far away to make it to an in-service airport and had to head towards the Gimli military base.  Which was shuttered. -They were coming in to fast due to a lack of flaps control and had to perform a series of slips (as shown in the video above) to slow down, basically drifting a giant passenger plane. -As they come down they realized that just because Gimli’s been decommissioned doesn’t mean it’s abandoned because a bunch of people are having drag races on the runway they’re about to need. -Despite everything they managed to land safely and no one was killed or even hurt which is why it’s one of the best air disasters to meme on.

Nice

genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine I 3.15 Destiny

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

FETCH ME NEIL

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

Gerard P Donelan

My absolute favorite of his work

Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)

And I didn’t talk to him ever again

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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) dir. Jonathan Goldstein, John Francis Daley

different, but the same

i'm gonna make these prettier tho but BIG spiders