I’m so mad that reblogs got turned off for this post because this is literally it. This is so important

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

bite your local wizard

another fashion Essek wip

new reaction meme just dropped

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.

The reason for this was that if you lived in an agrarian society then your survival was a throw of the dice every year, depending on the success of the crops. A failed crop year is a very hard year where deaths are expected. And if you grew a cereal like wheat, there were several things that could cause your crops to fail, but one of the big ones was if you happened to get a fuckton of aphids. You know what eats aphids? Ladybugs! If there are lots and lots of ladybugs around, there was a good chance that it’d be a good crop year! They were little crop protectors! When your family lives or dies on the success of that crop, of course they’d be seen as a blessing and given an appropriate name!

And entomology too i guess

Not even a cow, it’s just a little Creature but we know for sure God loves it.

A liddol creeture

INFINITY TRAIN CREATOR????

Finished a second playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3 today, which got me thinking about all the Origin characters, especially in Act 3 and their endings. I had a lot of fun revisiting Wyll's quest in the Wyrmway, Karlach's heartbreaking dialogue, and Shadowheart with her parents. This time around I got Ascended Astarion and God Gale, they are so insufferable and funny to talk to in the epilogue LOL What a great game!! Let me know if you have ideas for future playthroughs...

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

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sketchy maizula…. my second born, please be kind to them (Will add IDs tomorrow!!!!)