trash cat lover

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

Ice age woman making the first discovery of kink when she gets ambushed while out hunting by a woman from a neighboring clan who rips down her thick animal hide coat and hold a stone knife to her exposed chest saying in a language that she understands some but not all of the words of that she will skin her like an elk and she without thinking hits her with the 🥺 face

"What did she mean by this" it means I was thinking fondly about ancient lesbians with cnc kinks what the fuck do you think I meant

I must now take a moment to criticize my own post i made 30 seconds before falling asleep cause theres no way in hell some ice age chick was the first person who get kinky. When we talk about the ice age we typically mean like 20-30k years ago. Anatomically modern humans have been around for like 300k years, to say nothing of the hominids we evolved from. If you dont think we were doing shibari with hand woven rope made from wild grasses with neanderthals and denisovans you're fucking dreaming pal

sometimes people will insist a character is butch/masc and then you look at the character and they’re just fat. or muscular. or black. or indigenous. or some combination of the above.

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Honestly you're beyond delusional if you actually really truly believe Taylor Swift isn't a right winger, if not straight up an asset of the regime.

she wore fucking SS lightning jewelry...

RIP H.P. Lovecraft, you would have loved arguing with people on Twitter

Apparently he wrote between 5 and 15 letters a day. Estimates of how many letters he wrote in total range from 80,000 to 100,000

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.