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After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

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heyo, it's me again 😭this time (and hopefully for the last) i need help raising the money for my dog Harley's surgery on her paw. She tore the nail out of the nail bed which has allowed dirt and bacteria to get under her skin and it's caused a nasty infection that has the wound openly weeping puss.
She was on a long round of antibiotics and I was the cleaning wound out daily with every other day salt soaks and we saw some brief improvement over the last couple of weeks but last night I noticed her limping and when I checked her foot it had swelled back up and started bleeding.
I thankfully already spoke with the vet because we were working to save the money for her procedure, so I have an invoice which you can see here:
It'll be anywhere between 464.70 to 564.70 to get her foot cleaned out. I have $150 of that already saved up, and I will call and schedule her appointment the second I hit my goal.
150/564.70
As always if you can't donate please reblog 😭😭I just want my dog to feel better
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uaaa i was very inspired by the notes.. you articulated my feelings in drawing such a creature with many bows quite well
thank you..
I remember when it was a big shared sentiment in the queer community that "sex =/= gender =/= pronouns =/= physical appearance or expression" and. I feel like everyone even other trans people have forgotten about all that except the first part. and in many cases people forget the whole thing entirely
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the truth is the most discourse poisoned weirdos among us are not even on tumblr at all, they're walking around the physical world acting like normal people until their sleeper activation topic comes up.
when I was in undergrad I had this professor who spontaneously decided in the middle of a class on, as far as I could tell, a completely unrelated topic to go on a bizarre tirade about how human pregnancies are actually 10 months long and saying it's 9 months is a patriarchal attempt to minimise women's suffering. she very confidently justified this by explaining that there are four weeks in a month, so 40 weeks is 10 months.
when someone pointed out that a month (except February) is actually four weeks and two to three days, and that 40 weeks (280 days) is a lot closer to 9 months (275 days) than it is to 10 months (305 days), she told him to stop mansplaining.
then a girl pointed out that the actual length of a typical human pregnancy isn't even 40 weeks, it's 38. I think we all collectively blacked out after that
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Found a frame of "American Dad" that you're literally going to love no matter what
A dad in america
ralsei’s stance when she’s wearing the princess dress is so much more Open compared to how it is in her regular sprites. here, her hands rest comfortably at her sides but when she’s wearing her regular clothes they are usually behind her back. idk where i’m going with this but she was so Happy and Comfortable being a princess it makes me #Emotional that she still wanted validation that she could be one
This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

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His name is Liui Aquino, a filipino cosplayer. And I think, by far, he’s the greatest Hiccup cosplayer I’ve seen.
Can confirm that walking around in a Hiccup cosplay with your partner in a Toothless cosplay will make many children and other people happy.
And it’s the greatest joy of cosplay.
it’s funny cuz it’s true
working in the entertainment industry as Just Some Guy Backstage is so refreshing especially bc as far as pop culture is concerned i'm too busy with other bullshit to really keep up. sometimes there's a celebrity scandal or something a friend will mention it to me and i'm like "who? oh that guy. idk his roadies were kinda dicks so i'm not surprised he cheated on his girlfriend. yeah. yeah."
About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.
It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.
So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.
So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.
Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.
The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.
... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.
Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.
Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.
And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.
OP did it hurt when Apollo's dodgeball hit you and made you write that story?
loved the very specific fuckery with "gendered" terms this chapter
reminder that gendered terms should be fucked with as often as possible and aren't cages you need to lock yourself or anyone else in
stop being gender cops NOW!!

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as a teen, i was constantly harassed by adults enforcing ''dress codes'' on me. I very much experienced this as sexual harassment. I think this is one of many cases where people would more easily understand this as sexual harassment if I described it as if it happened to an adult.
imagine being on your lunch break, and your supervisor comes over to your table, tells you to stand up in front of everyone. they draw everyone's attention to your thighs. they tell you that you have broken the dress code because of the length of your shorts. they tell you to go change (so you do not get the rest of your lunch break). they do this every single day at lunch. every day. so you read the whole dress code front and back, and you choose your clothing carefully to not break it. you bring a cloth tape measure with you to work because they will not believe you. this time when your supervisor tells you that you're breaking dress code, you pull out your tape measure and show that you are within the limit. your supervisor says "I bet you wouldn't want me to bring you to the boss and let him measure it, would you?" it's clearly a threat: if you don't obey then you will be put alone in a room with your boss and he will touch your thighs. you don't know how to respond. you're taken out of lunch again.
this was my experience at school. replace supervisor with "teacher" and boss with "principal." this was sexual harassment. fuck dress codes.
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