trash cat lover

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

This is already happening – one of the softwares used by a museum I work at only lets you talk to a human help agent if you have their premium subscription. It's such bullshit

the fact you are not the only one in these notes saying "no this is already happening; i have to pay money to speak to a representative" is just... really awesome! you said a software used by museums is doing this shit? okay! great! wonderful!! anybody know where i can scream

In this world you can either heavily dissociate from your body or you can think about it constantly

The "not/seeing yourself in the mirror" thing is such a Trans Narrative Cliche but I don't think the cis realize that sometimes this means "genuinely not recognizing your own reflection as being the same person as your internal sense of self"

Like I'm sure a lot of people are having like a mulan "when will my reflectionnnnn showwwww" moment but I'm going through something a lot more kafkaesque about it

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

This happens with mobility aids too. I bump into shit with my forearm crutches and say "ow" before I realize those are not, in fact, More Legs. Then when I get up and try to walk without them for a second there's a moment of feeling like a dog walking upright

everyone says they love fat women I need you guys to prove it it's getting really fucking bleak out here with the 2000s conservativism and the sequel to the skinny obsession. im doing my best and holding it together rn barely just bc I have therapy I go to about it but the restrictive EDs are hovering around me and screaming!!! tell every fat bitch you see irl how nice they look (in a normal way not 'aphrodite' not 'cuddly' just like wow I like your fit or some shit) please!!!!!!!