trash cat lover

got my girlfriend into chuck tingle’s horror and we both bought a different book of his to the pool which summoned a bear who came over and was like MY MAN CHUCK TINGLE before diving into the pool

you see what happens when you enter the tingleverse?

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

Every UK and Irish news outlet rn is opting for bullshit euphemisms like “unrest” and pussyfooting around calling what just happened in Belfast what it fucking was; a pogrom. Nazis attempted a pogrom of (primarily black African) migrants.

Sometimes you will say "age should not define personhood" and someone will reply "so you think kids can consent to sex with adults" and you will be left to wonder how there are people who actually only view someone as a person if they can also see said person sexually.

idk like, i just cant help but think that if all these people actually hold "language is fake & nothing actually means anything" as like their central principle of communication, then why even bother using any precedented words at all? why say "language is fake" if "gloop is bloop" can clearly mean the same thing?

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨