trash cat lover

people are always so surprised when i tell them my plumage changing from vibrant hues to grayish browns wasn't done surgically. cis people need to get more educated on the effects of HRT immediately

watching mobile suit gundam for the first time and never have i encountered a character that deserves to say fuck more than fraw bow. i see the urge to in her cute little face, if not for the fact that this show is for young people she would be screaming amuro get off your fucking ass every ten minutes. i’m half convinced if not for her reminding everyone to take care of themselves no one on this ship would remember to eat sleep or shit. she’s the only one looking after the three bad little kids running around fucking shit up (the real menaces of this series, no one in the zabi family or char aznable’s evil gay ass can compare). she’s taking on any job bright needs her to do. she’s putting in the work. she’s the embodiment of that tweet that’s like “omg you people can’t do anything.” LET FRAW SAY FUCK ITS WHAT SHES EARNED

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

This honestly does it all such little justice. You need to know your opponents airframe intimately- how it handles, turns, how much it weights and how it pulls against the air. How to dance with her body elegantly, and all for just a brief moment under the sights. The strain of your body as you pull the stick, the strain of the engines as they try to give all the force you need. All for a glimpse. The blood rushing from your head as you push forward, the fight for elevation, dominance, potential energy. Position is gained slowly and lost quickly. Eagerness can find you vulnerable, under the eye of your enemy. And all they need too, just a brief glimpse. Just one moment under her sights till you’re undone, penetrated, bleeding oil and smoke and shuddering.

Aircraft Mechanic (angry): Hey! You're trying to fuck my wife!

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

like the usual arguments are "not everyone can afford video games or have the software to pirate" or "you can be a fan of a game's story, but not it's gameplay" but also some people just have more fun watching other people be really good at starcraft or speedrun super mario 64, i don't think that's a particularly out of the box way to engage with the medium.

the thing is i’ve been on ssris for twelve straight years now and i barely cum half the time and it takes forever but i never give up i never get discouraged i do it for the love of the grind

Your dad is so powerful

there shouldn’t be such a thing as a trillionaire. kill yourself. there shouldn’t be such a thing as a billionaire. kill yourself. i dont even think there should be millionaires. kill yourself kill yourself !!!

I am going to make rant art about something I noticed and I need you all to engage with it in good faith or so fucking help me.

Did not realize that the background saved transparent. My bad for those who couldn’t see it.

you used to be able to find fisting blogs on tumblr like it was nothing... this sites fall from grace is immense

There used to be this blog called "stuffonmyvagina" and it was just this woman who would take pictures of random objects on/around her vulva. Soap bubbles, I think one time it was those little green plastic soldiers, stuff like that. It wasn't even presented in a particularly "sexy" way. Getting to see that back when I was like 19 years old helped me unlearn shame about my own body. Like, yeah, it's genitals. They just exist. You can put toy cars on them.

what if soulmates were real and you met your soulmate and suddenly started seeing in color or they said to you the words that have been branded on your skin since birth or something but your soulmate was a Disney adult