trash cat lover

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

can someone help me find the picture of a bunch of webkinz(?) like gathered in a living room and some of them are playing a ds and some of them are sitting around a tv playing the wii and some of them are playing webkinz on a laptop and i think some of them were drawing too?? it looks like it was taken with flash on iirc and it was circulating on here a while ago

I'm not gonna lie when I saw that AI image of trump speaking to Nordic aliens I assumed they were costumed actors involved with professional wrestling and went about my day.

"must be some Broadway thing. Trump loves Broadway."

"it was bad on purpose" is always my favourite fandom conspiracy

Since I like historical mystery novels, I'm now thinking about a caveman murder mystery. Someone has been bashed in the head, and it wasn't war or a stampede! Suspicion unfairly falls on the persecuted sapiens/neanderthal couple, but an eccentric older cavewoman or younger caveman has an idea: take the wolf puppies they've been raising to help hunt mammoth, and see if those powerful snoots can pick up a different kind of trail...

i will personally never understand that thing people do when theyre like "i thought this was a good piece of art until i realised its fetish/pornographic" like why does art lose value if the artist was a little horny when they made it. why is that so scary. im sure a lot of the old masters were doing portraits of their lovers slightly bricked up & theyre still displayed in museums. why is sexual arousal not an acceptable source of inspiration when like every other emotion is. well i mean i know why sadly but i do not like it so i'll continue to complain about it

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

i hate when ppl are like “fish poop/have sex in that water!” about the ocean .. that’s an ecosystem more intricate and ancient than you can imagine have some fucking respect. the ocean is arguably itself an organism. we came from that shit

White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

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sis is overdrawn and needs at least $96 in her account tonight (9 PM CST) please help if you can 🙏🏾

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Pets are out a food and I'm sick again, could really use some help today

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I have a $200 bill due by the end of the week, please help if you can

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we really need to get some groceries in the house, please help if you can

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence