I'm a bit occupied, so do your goddamn JOB!

Nunh is from the old Miqo'te tongue and means father, which means that Nunh players are the dads who went out for milk and never returned.

just saw an entire thread of people sincerely describing a content creator's pattern of posting a large amount of content and then taking breaks as "obviously grooming her audience" via "love bombing and ghosting" which i think could have been a really exciting innovation during the steven universe discourse era of tumblr

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

that’s why you should bite god and give god a nasty rash

i believe an important kind of creative process is "i didn't know that wasn't allowed"

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

was talking about bus ads with my coworkers yesterday and i'd only just mentioned the "reseller ads" before one of them said "yeah, the one for fucking your brother" and everyone nodded. yes yes we've all seen it

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"