bruh

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

"I am a god among men" I say to myself as a walk through the grocery store

Generally, the house spiders and I have an understanding. I like having them around because they eat nastier pests, and as long as they stay out of high traffic areas and don’t build their webs in inconvenient spots, I leave them be and we all coexist just fine. However. Spider on my bed has broken the treaty

Want a gf but I ain’t prepared… I’ve no land to give, no cattle…

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

Sleep should be refreshing and if it isn’t you should look into that tbh

omg the girlies

omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife

Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.

I saw this on insta and someone commented asking her how she knew they were in there and she said that she saw the mama duck with only one duckling and thought it was suspicious so she stopped to check and hear them quacking down there... :') <3

the way the momma duck sped up once she saw her babies yayyyy