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babygirl I'm parasocialing politicians you've never even heard of

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Eclipse Table Lamp, from 1960s Brazil.

feldfrog

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

aenslem

STAR TREK "The Immunity Syndrome"

#star trek

saltedume

#pictures that couldve come from that small town in kansas where i got emotional damage every summer [divorce visitation]

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During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

reblogmonstah

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

lostxanadu

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

#i was too good at not recognizing bullying(?) and now i just have a fundamental issue with connecting to others authentically #um. unrelated to prev post

soupdwelling

Good Luck!

(largely inspired by this piece extremely cool stuff go check it out)

#phm

setulose

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

setulose

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

setulose

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

People talk about the wonder of emotionally opening up to people and of human connection etc and I get it I do but my reality is that, fundamentally, me opening up (the process, something ongoing, not completed) isn't some beautiful emotional thing but is like opening a door and having 30 random books fall out. I'm more open with someone I'm sharing my pokemon or star wars or political rpf storylines with than with someone who doesn't know about the fanfiction who I'm, incidentally, talking about emotions with. In fact, if someone doesn't know about the pokemon and rpf and other daydream worlds it doesn't matter how open I look, I'm deeply closed off.

Luckily, I understand this about myself. If I tried to go through life only talking about my Emotional Experiences I would probably end up thinking there was some permanent wall between me and the world.

In the end, I spend most of my time wearing a mask that isn't not-me, but is just a portion of myself. I'm not inauthentic, I'm just being the part of myself that's a fake bitch. But that's also being myself. Part of myself.

People who say they like "authenticity" probably think they really would like if everyone would just be their whole selves and show it all outside, but they're flattening the world and all its personalities. Obviously nobody likes to be stabbed in the back, but the sort of person who represents the idealized concept of "authenticity" is actually only one sort of person. To be fair, such a person is in fact described well by the word "authenticity," so I'm not saying anyone is wrong...

#rambles #this looks like 2 separate things but it's the same thing. to meee

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beaft

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

beaft

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, calmly evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

beaft

important additions!!!!

#^^^^^#also some personalities just Wont Click. the same thing that annoys one person will be someone else's favorite thing abt you #even if you're the most likeable person ever someone will dislike you for that. it is impossible to 100% this #we can't stop being ourselves so we might as well let other people sort themselves based upon it. saves us the work

bimmyjimmy

I feel like sometimes he purposely plays up the plushi-ness

bimmyjimmy

i’m sorry i still can’t get over this picture.. this is the most plushie he’s been

#cats

funstyle

i tried to come out of my shell and fucked it up and now im kinda lodged in here all weird

#meeeee

nlogrightsactivistt-deactivated

your 14 follower blog is silencing queer voices

rpfofficial

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

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tumblr needs a "don't show me this user unless they're getting owned on a post" kind of block function

throathole

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

throathole

Destruction. Annihilation, even

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