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sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going

I highly recommend doing the same thing in life.

"I asked chat gpt." "I asked grok" okay well I asked Chrisjen Avasarala and she said do not put your dick in it, it's fucked enough already, and I think that really applies here.

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

World Heritage Post

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

some of the changes we fear the most and the ones we need the most. many such cases unfortunately

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together