wherever, whatever, have a nice day

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

At some point during some media thing Shane was asked the question "Walk us through your perfect day" and he had to basically ascend to another plane of existence to say "Aha well it starts with a protein smoothie for breakfast of course--" and never ever say anything that even resembles "I wake up and Ilya Rozanov is there and he eats my ass. I take a long hot shower and Ilya Rozanov is there. I make a protein smoothie with extra spinach and then I go for a run and Ilya Rozanov is there too. I come home and Ilya Rozanov is there and we eat salad for lunch. The dressing? Well--"

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star