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my shane hollander pet head canon for the longest time is that when Shane was little, Yuna, and David got him a pet rabbit, and Shane somehow, having heard the phrase puck bunny, wanted the name the rabbit puck, and after a little protest and honestly trying to explain why it might not be the most appropriate name for the bunny, and failing, like i imagine they try to give a child appropriate explaination of a puckbunny and after the third time shane says "like mommy" they relent because it is really funny
They do worry about explaining why they let Shane name the rabbit that, but that worry soon vanishes when they have to assure family members that the rabbit is not actually named fuck (little Shane has trouble enunciating the beginning of words)
(not "like mommy?" oh my GOD. lil baby shane (who is very quiet and adult-oriented and thus doesn't always get noticed sneaking up to stand near groups of adults) who heard one of the adults say "puck bunny" and goes oh?? bunny who plays hockey??? that sounds like the best pet EVER. but now they know shane has heard this word and are trying to, "it's a word that's not very nice that some people use for ladies who, uh, REALLY like hockey" and oh, yeah, he understands that. MOMMY really loves hockey, so OBVIOUSLY-)
on the FLOOR from laughing imagining the family home video of lil baby shane sitting next to his bunny in her pen and david behind the camera going, "what's your bunny's name, bud?" and baby shane SO proudly turning to the camera and going "FUCK! :D" as yuna turns her head to the side so he won't see how hard she's trying not to laugh
ilya records it and has it saved to his phone.
I need my weird alone time or I will explode
Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost
My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

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what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk
about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you
I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.
Bro they got geep in Ohio
unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british
this is gospel to me
“embrace ugliness” sure but why are women’s neutral traits considered ugliness in the first place

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I need to be held for 4 hours but that's my business I don't need to post about that
we need more fat fitness instructors and I'm dead fucking serious
Every day of my life I am fighting the war against people who don't know how athletic diets work or perhaps even how food works
Do people know that food can taste good and be healthy. Do people know that spices don't actually impact macros.
no no listen to me. listen to me. the sports is exactly the point. like, if this were a sport where you need to cut weight like MMA or something, sure, there's some calorie restriction going on. but hockey??
the main problem these guys are going to have is that eating enough calories to maintain their muscle mass is both time-consuming and exhausting. there's a reason nhl teams are constantly giving these guys food - it's a full time job to keep them fed.
the average relatively active person needs, we know, about 2000 calories a day. hockey players can burn over 1200 calories in a 90 minute game. and it's actually super complicated for them to consume enough calories that they won't actually pass out on the ice without also having to use the bathroom during a game!! that's why fat stores are so important for hockey players - that and because during a playoffs run it's actually impossible to balance calories-in-calories out and they WILL be losing weight for the duration of the playoff run, so they need weight they can lose without eating their own muscles.
within 30 minutes after a game, a 200lb/90kg pro hockey player should consume 90-120g of carbs and 20-30g of protein or else they will not be able to maintain their performance. for reference, that's a little less than half of what a reasonably active non-athlete of the same weight should be eating in an entire day.
if we want shane to be dysfunctionally controlling about his food, here's what it would realistically look like: weighing his food and stressing about not getting enough grams of protein. forcing himself to eat cold leftover chicken and he doesn't have the patience to heat it up or season it because he's not even hungry and he's so fucking tired but he hasn't hit his macros for today. religiously monitoring his calorie output because he accidentally ran an extra mile this morning and now he has to eat 200 extra calories and he already had a plan to hit 3600 today but now he has to hit 3800 and he needs to calculate mineral and vitamin content into the difference to make sure he has enough fucking zinc to recover from getting hit during a game and NO hayden i can't go out dancing with you tonight are you INSANE do you know how many calories you can burn in one hour of vigorous dancing??
This website is so easy. You just say something like "reading is for sluts" and everyone starts high fiveing.

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people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired
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