not a real doctor

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

#highly caffeinated snail going faster but to a degree imperceptible to humans and mindblowing to fellow snails

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

thank you op, this post gave me such reality whiplash that I had to go read the wikipedia for diatoms and now I have Learned Things :D

hooray!!! let’s all Learn Things every day [:

im addicted to ocean creatures on the tv

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

I actually think i'd be more chill with bugs if they were like massive megafauna ass wildlife you found in the woods. Maybe it wanders into town on occasion we talk about it with wonder like moose. The protocal for that shit is essentially leave it the fuck alone. Easy af. But these tiny fuckers. Buzzing in my face. Finding their way into my house. Skittering in the corner. No thank you. Raid! For your ass. Get out of my house.