The Crater of Misplaced Enthusiasm

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

Is there anything worse than talking to a non-Tumblr friend about something, and KNOWING that there's a PERFECT Tumblr reference for the situation they're describing to you but it would take 10 minutes of convoluted explanations to set up, and not only would they probably not laugh at the end but also they would definitely look at you different after.

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

citationless behavior

sourceless behavior

unsubstantiated behaviour

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

“what? don’t like it when your ‘manic pixie dream girl’ is experiencing mania?”