The Crater of Misplaced Enthusiasm

Is there anything worse than talking to a non-Tumblr friend about something, and KNOWING that there's a PERFECT Tumblr reference for the situation they're describing to you but it would take 10 minutes of convoluted explanations to set up, and not only would they probably not laugh at the end but also they would definitely look at you different after.

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

citationless behavior

sourceless behavior

unsubstantiated behaviour

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

“what? don’t like it when your ‘manic pixie dream girl’ is experiencing mania?”

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

the smuckling smumbler