names are dumb

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

you've heard of good morning? now prepare for evil morning!!!!!!!! you have to wake up EARLY and get ready for WORK!!!!!!!! 🔥⛓️👹🪦⚔️🧨💥💣☠️🔪⚠️‼️🆘️☄️

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

[image: tweet by overlyxclusive: "when people love you they find joy in making life easier for you"]

Ive been so back from overs that were so that you couldnt fathom

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

more musicians should write about completely made up situations. i dont wanna hear another breakup album thats obviously just the singer venting about their ex. its boring. i dont care. make up some OCs and write crazy POV songs about them killing eachother.

oh the dreaddddddd the dread everybody the dread? you know the dread?

i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

'is this ad malicious?' as far as I'm concerned all ads are malicious

Need me some luck

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do