It's never straight, no🎶

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

Ich hasse die Regierung, ich hasse Friedrich Merz, ich hasse die AfD, ich hasse die Union, ich hasse Katherina Reiche, ich hasse Alexander Dobrindt, ich hasse die SPD, ich hasse Nina Warken, ich hasse die Politik, ich hasse alle die für die Gesundheitsreform gestimmt haben, ich hasse Deutschland, ich hasse, dass niemand protestieren wird und ich hasse, dass das sowieso nichts ändern würde, weil der Regierung alles egal ist

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

alda, ich könnt niemals fußball fan sein. der gedankengang, der mich von "mein team hat gewonnen" zu "ich muss ins auto steigen und wild hupend im kreis co2 in die luft pumpen" bringt, erschließt sich mir so null.

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?