It's never straight, no🎶

I initially read "he's changing his name" to mean that Taylor Swift is transitioning to male. Congrats to Travis Jared Kelce-Swift-Fogel on his transition

dachte als bundeskanzler lernt man irgendwie, dass man die arbeitende bevölkerung nicht zum arbeiten motiviert, indem man sie faul nennt und per gesetz nötigt basically nie wieder krank zu sein, aber dann sehe ich fickarsch merz an und merke: man lernt es wohl nicht.

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

my dead wife. the ad free internet

Minigolf course-ass house

This house is an intentional saw trap

"i asked ai" well i listened to coldmirror's podcasts and now i have a vast range of trivia that i wouldn't have come across otherwise

yes labubus are gambling

good luggage goes in the fun bubble