It's never straight, no🎶

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

btw not to bring up julie and the phantoms again but they should've had five seasons by now. like if they had gotten renewed like they should, alex and willie should have kissed, they would have fully brought back luke alex and reggie to human form. the cast should be wildly successful. and they would have kept making banger music for the past five years.

I initially read "he's changing his name" to mean that Taylor Swift is transitioning to male. Congrats to Travis Jared Kelce-Swift-Fogel on his transition

dachte als bundeskanzler lernt man irgendwie, dass man die arbeitende bevölkerung nicht zum arbeiten motiviert, indem man sie faul nennt und per gesetz nötigt basically nie wieder krank zu sein, aber dann sehe ich fickarsch merz an und merke: man lernt es wohl nicht.

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices