so-called will solace kinnie

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

you see the thing about SSRIs is that

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

youd think youd run out of things to say about a tv show

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

they’re going to catch me and punish me <- not doing anything wrong

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

person (non-practicing)

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations

can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog

sometimes. things that have a lot of kudos. are worse