writin hurt eatin dirt

I must be too online bc I really didnt think the whiskey bottle was That wild. Like I read weirder than that in the glee fandom in 2012.

and NOT ONE OF YOU has taken the low hanging fruit of making a love in a bottle joke. Not ONE.

Me when everyone reacts with bafflement to the whiskey bottle: oh so now this isn't a safe space suddenly

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

Oh, what is the greatest smile in the world, you say? *Looks at you fondly* Louis Armstrong

Reblog and put in the tags which bands/artists you've listened to the most, lately