writin hurt eatin dirt

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

I had to go back today to get some dye for a patch I missed and this is objectively the wildest reason for the Sally's employees to know my name now. But they do.

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.