writin hurt eatin dirt

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

shane is living out some pretty universal fantasies (the stripper does love me, the badboy has a soft spot for me, oh no this attractive man is cornering me into living out my sexual fantasies etc) but ngl ilya is living out some odd shit that i think is pretty specific to him

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

computa make my mutuals have a great day

every r/relationship_advice post: first of all I want to clarify I could not ask for a more perfect and loving husband. anyway every day he tries to kill me,

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

me when i am down about my ability to write smut: worse writers than me have done it and gotten published AND people think their garbage is hot i can do this

And then the first three comments I get are fucking laughing about it. Yknow what. Im this close to deleting my fucking ao3 im so fucking tired.

keeping getting people asking what happens if a gag candidate gets elected to parliament and im like well they become a member of parliament

they're not a separate category from real candidates. theres simply no rule that precludes running for parliament as an intergalactic space warrior.