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hollanov's separate issues w denial are soo funny . ilya's inner monologue is like i love DANGER & HOT SEX ! which is why i am obsessed with fucking shane hollander who only eats plain steamed fish & bitches me out for having even ONE cigarette & doesn't listen to music because he doesn't "get it" . meanwhile shane is staring grimly at a view overlooking a city skyline like he's batman going "This Horrible Fucked Up Thing Between Us ....... It Has To Stop ." & then the second he gets ilya alone he's like HIIIIIII stupid asshole 🥰 if u dont let me suck your dick right now im going to kill myself . awesome work guys seriously .

#heated rivalry #txt

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hundredthousands-art

#favorite of all time

in may i was at the airport and i started reading the road by cormac mccarthy and then i thought. hollanov fic. because it was may of 2026. and then our flight got delayed like three hours so i spent a long time staring out at the planes and thinking about this story none of which i wrote down. but. zombie apocalypse hollanov. early 2013, maybe 2012 for the symbolism of it. maybe they've hooked up once or twice, and shane is flying out of boston with the team, and then something happens. and they can't leave the airport. and then the world goes to shit and all this zombie stuff happens. and then eventually shane gets out of the airport and . hang on

shanepervert

shane getting his armpits licked all over and fucked.... and hes blushing like crazy and pretending to think its sooo gross ilyaaa >_< but his dick is so hard and hes watching openmouthed lips all pink and wet cause he cant stop licking them and hes trying to squeeze his arm tighter to make it feel even better... according to my sources

#well

radialarch

okay i've kinda been idly noodling on this for a couple weeks but then realized that the "hadn't gotten married yet" bit is what's crucial to this story

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It would be incorrect to say the photo had gone viral. It was only interesting because it was Shane. In the photo Shane was unsteady, clearly drunk, outside a club. The quality of the shot wasn't good enough for Ilya to make out the pink flush that must have been over his cheekbones, but his mouth was half open. The person coaxing him into the car had broad shoulders, his head turned away; there was only a glimpse of an ear, the rest unidentifiable.

No one would have called it incriminating. Shane Hollander, Metros captain, having a wild night out with the boys. The hockeysphere had mostly reacted with amusement. So Hollzy does know how to have fun. But Ilya looked at the stranger's fingertips pressed to the small of Shane's back and thought: this man is going to fuck him. There was no mistaking the intent. Ilya knew it with the certainty of a man who had been fucking Shane Hollander for ten years.

The thing was: it had been Shane who'd said, "You can."

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#chews this up and swallows it #fics

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wuntrum

yeah whatever take some freaking gay hockey players man

#art

shieldofiron

Shane would carry fate on his shoulders, every time.

twirlingfreckles

What’s really crazy is that Yuna was supposed to have a baby girl and she would have grown up and married Ilya Rozanov and their union would produce greatest hockey player of all time. But in her love for her husband David, Yuna decided to have a baby boy, disrupting millennia of selective breeding intended to create the greatest hockey player of all time. She had the hubris to believe that she was powerful enough to create the Kwizatz Hockeypuck. And you know what? She was right. Because her son is Shane fucking Hollander. I mean look at him

peachyjude

saying “and they put this shit on television” for every single scene on heated rivalry

peachyjude

wait. can everyone say which scene is their “and they put this shit on television” scene. bc my picks are between the moment shane goes down on his knees during the freakout in ep6 or the shot where shane says “yes” while ilya’s fucking him and he pulls ilya down into a kiss

#vodka is for later as your reward

twinkwolf

so this is actually myshane at nineteen years old. a candid snapped during a lighting reset for some fucking bank of montreal ad spread. photographer was smitten and so am i

#im gonna blow something up

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hissingfawn

it’s been so long, maybe we’re fireproof

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#HOORAY HOORAY WOOHOO YES YES YES FUCKING YES

hudsonsolo

Scene from “Dogging” (art by pathoarto)

#* ** ****** ** **** *********#art

smokingrozanov

Ilya when Shane is already in a bad mood: which Muppets would you fuck? Smash or pass Gonzo? Okay what about Kermit? You are too gay for Miss Piggy. Oh! Oh! Would you let the old men Muppets run a train on you

cypressblues

i need you to stop whatever you're doing and go read this fic right now i'm dead fucking serious

cypressblues

okay like. what if it had all ended in 2013 and now shane has to learn how to walk again and maybe, how to live without hockey. and he fucking does it, he makes it but now there are media obligations and contracts and endless questions about his future and his contract and he still wakes up at night with his muscles locked and spasming and has to wonder what could have been--with hockey, yes, but also, quietly, privately, what could have been with rozanov. but it doesn't fucking matter. it's over, it's done, recovery is the only thing worth his time. the only hope he has left.

and meanwhile ilya is racing ahead of the field and he hates it he hates it he hates it because it's wrong, it's pointless, there's nobody who can hold a fucking candle to him and hollander won't even text him back. and so he lashes out in the press with the vilest shit you can imagine and it doesn't even work because hollander doesn't respond. and all he has to show for it is a lawsuit and a black eye and hollander blocking his number again, and again.

and then what if they found each other again and the cottage was nothing more than an overgrown field and pipe dream because it all ended in 2013 when shane broke his back on the ice but they keep trying anyways, and maybe they're circling the drain together and maybe shane will never play again! or maybe not. maybe he can't hack it, maybe he falls at the last hurdle. or maybe not.

and maybe it's all ilya had been clinging to for the past four years, them being together on the ice again. maybe he could even tell shane that someday, when they figure out what they are to each other, when the rubble finally settles. or, you know. maybe not?

#fics

swagsmeister

the dua lipa of it all

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