tenderhearted.

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

Shane comes to bed one night fresh from the shower and Ilya is laying there scrolling and open his arms to him to climb into and he says “my Shayla!” And Shane is like “who is that Ilya” and Ilya is like “you” and Shane is like huh no it’s not? And Ilya is “no it means like you are my um. My baby, my love you know? You are cute. Important. My Shayla” and Shane is just like “who is Shayla?” And Ilya groans because Shane never gets internet memes or lingo. He is like “No one this is not the point I do not know Shayla” and Shane just frowns and nods and after a few moments of silence says “ok I love you Shayla” with a his flat affect and staring and Ilya’s mouth and Ilya has to roll over on top of him to pin him down and kiss him stupid. He has no other choice. He is so stupid he needs to eat him alive.