Fun And Games

This is a literal black mirror episode. We have officially created the torment nexus

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

the idea of protists is really funny. Ah yes, the kingdoms of life: Animals, Plants, Fungi, and Don't worry about it:)

i just started taking my first botany course and politely op what the fuck is this supposed to mean

Wait wait wait. Hope do you argue what counts as multi. Anything larger than one, right? Anything larger than one?

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw people’s portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husband” while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.

So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.

Men don't realize their life expectancy went up thanks to divorce.

My mom is a gastroenterologist and she once told me that the old wives' tale of people who died of "stopped digestion" was pretty much made up to cover up for women who got fed up with their abusive husbands and slipped some rat poison into their dinner (esp in rural areas). Local doctors knew who these men were (everyone knew) and the community pretty much nodded along when the death certificate said natural causes. The widow would dress in black for a couple years and basically go on with her life.

When Money is the Weapon: Understanding Intimate Partner Financial Abuse 

If you can't get a divorce, and your spouse abuses you, you probably have to take drastic action.

An unpopular opinion is that the rise in horrible male ideologies is from the shitty ones not being killed.

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

Literally, the business. Same reason everything is subscription now. Repeat business makes more money than one-time sales.

This was always an idiotic rake because people who are that rich always want more. They haven't realised how to achieve fulfilment outside of material gains yet and therefore always choose money.

You do realise that European countries are advising people don't go and work or holiday in the US right now. It's legitimately dangerous for us.

never thought i’d be saying this as a nepali person but the rest of the world has a lot to learn from nepal when it comes to revolution lol

If at first you don't succeed, hit da bricks (positive version)

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

Try hanging out with other neurodivergents, 10/10 times it reinvigorates

i am now officially the first 26 year old to still be in its early twenties

False, I was a 26 year old.last year who was still in his early twenties. I am happy to share the title for the record books

I'm sure this act has nothing to do with the major talks that were held as part of the UK and US trade deal