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PLURIBUS | 1x03 Grenade

#and just like that carol stumbled upon a major plurb exploit

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i'm feeling blue shooooould i watch end of evangelion again

orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

orcboxer

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

#you're not the mentalist you're just annoying

wordfather

im ok i just need to see some sunlight shining on water

godkissedme

yak napping beside qinghai lake

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scoes

clean bedding really does make such a difference i feel like a king

taliabhattwrites

Tumblr users will say "queer history" and mean "midcentury archival records from a specific US-American city that I have extrapolated into a universal mythos" and not even blink

taliabhattwrites

"learn your queer history" I am from fucking INDIA

taliabhattwrites

Maybe your queer elders fictional or otherwise were also influenced by the biases and contradictions of their own circumstances, time and place, and I am no more beholden to their ideas and ways of doing things than I am to any other form of tradition trying to constrain me.

Perhaps history is a conversation and not an edict.

taliabhattwrites

I fucking snortled

withdreamsofhereafter

Yokai by Yuji Watanabe (2024)

cognitohazardous

fire was invented by the grain industry

satan-offical

So called "free thinkers" when Satan-offical makes a post

satan-offical

Looking back at my old posts and I nearly liked this one as if it's someone else's post

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evilvillain123456789

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

cognitohazardous

then its literally not you girl

i love talking to my psychiatrist w her being all like 'where do u think all this anxiety comes from' idk lady maybe because you took me off antidepressants and now i think i suck??

#i mean i do suck #but now i actively THINK it all the time too #i was fine up to now sucking passively

tonyzaret

Yobbas (Yoda X Jabba shippers) are literally the most delusional members of the Star Wars fandom, and I say this as someone who used to ship them HARD before I got preoccupied with my divorce proceedings

thirdity

“There are many things that I do not know because I photocopied a text and then relaxed as if I had read it.”

— Umberto Eco, How to Write a Thesis

#me in school tbh

anyway. what

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in the big minkowski cube of life i wonder how that 22 yo is doing. would she be happy to know about the life i'm leading rn. would she have thoughts. i bet she would have thoughts.

#like no i didn't turn out like i was supposed to

i am literally a 37 year-old married lady

i started this blog when i was 22, studying abroad, heartbroken by some rando and my main concern was whether two fictional high schoolers would ever kiss. like. what even is the passage of time. i do not understand it

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