back after 4 yrs

wait unblock me i need to tell you something

unblocked.

bitch

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

I’m so deep in academia that I’m pretty sure I think in 12 point Times New Roman font. 

pussy game so strong it scared the devil

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

@gamersonic

When he switched to the dungeon theme I lost my mind

I am the happiest person alive right now

I don’t get presents for believing in myself tho….

Yes you do, it’s called treating yourself bitch!!!!

… “Unsupervised”???

im sorry do you like to be watched while you work

He should’ve googled some actual snake facts as well while he was at it

this blog is the funniest fucking thing on this betch of a website

Are we calling The Couch™ a captain?

girl what he do