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Why is it that whenever I search something on tumblr that’s a multiple word phrase half of the results that come up are like an anonymous ask to some blog saying “Can you write me a fanfiction about dom!yandere!catboy!Sans Undertale painting a nude portrait of f!reader who is 6′2″ and has major depressive disorder and can you include peeing and pooping and blunt force trauma and premarital sex” and then the blog responds with a gif with a weird filter on it and several paragraphs of writing about how Sans loves your female ass and wants to kill anyone who pees on you because he’s the only one who’s allowed to pee on you and the post has 500 notes and I have to see it because I typed “my little pony” in the search bar and it happens to have all 3 of those words in it

At the grocery store boiling all the eggs with my mind

HR person from my company next week: so we found your blog. What did you mean by this? *holds up a printout of a bratz character in a silent hill hallway*

we are the daughters of the cocks & balls you couldn't torture

Why’d you make this post

tumblr is literally the only good place to read pointless celebrity news because all of it's so anti-celebrity. like i found out james corden singing held up traffic via several consecutive posts about wanting to run him over