"Dagger Dagger, Dagger"

Trillionaires shouldn't exist. Billionaires shouldn't exist. Millionaires shouldn't exist. We are peasants with no control over anything.

This has to be the highest watched episode of Criminal Minds in years, as someone who once wrote a Criminal Minds fanfic.

Technology is getting constantly worse, but let's be honest: it started with unlimited data cell phones and more specifically with texting, where people think you're constantly available to them. I'm not. I never wanted to be. You don't need to know if I read your text, I'll respond when the hell I want to. I can't come over now, you need to let me plan ahead like an elderly woman with a day planner and quill.

I'M SORRY Sierra Ferrell as a musical guest when Connor Storrie is on??? This is amazing, my peak has been reached.

There really was a disparity of gifts in LTG. Shane gets Ilya a foosball table, which he loves. But foosball requires two people to play, and he and Ilya are apart for large amounts of time. Ilya never has anyone over anymore in this new setting. It will sit as a reminder of Ilya's loneliness. Ilya gets Shane one of the only photos they have together and from when they were starting out, but Shane feels he can only put it in the cottage where no one else would see it. He's too afraid to possibly have someone find out about his partner and sexuality. I love angst.