rose tattoo

how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

i will use like and literally 10 times in a sentence because im pretty and my meat is huge

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

What in god’s name did I just read,,,,

i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes 

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly