oh no

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printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

anyway the men's world cup is not at all interesting to me so i did just find out yesterday that jude bellingham is apparently a men's soccer player and not, as i'd assumed these past couple weeks, the main character from a little life

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.