Starscream spending hours detailing his array to make it pretty for Megatron, oblivious to the very obvious fact that Megatron couldn't give less of a fuck what the hole he's jacking into looks like so long as it's a) wet and b) belongs to Starscream, and afterwards Starscream's all grumpy because Megatron didn't compliment his gilded, bejewelled, multi-coloured, neon-light flashing pussy but Megatron isn't sure what there is to compliment about Starscream's migraine-inducing valve when fragging it now looks like he's trying to get intimate with the inside of a kaleidoscope, it's just not practical Starscream. Now he DEFINITELY can't find the anterior node




















