Pretty diddapponging

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

I hope you find someone who can’t believe they get to love you.

happy first day of pride everyone

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[ID: a tweet (@/hedgehog_…) that reads, “are there any straight paramore fans”. a retweet by @/paramore reads, “Not this month there aren’t. Happy Pride everyone.” both tweets are dated June 2. /end ID]

Theyre saying this will be the best summer yet

Let be me clear. It’s because this will be poolside hairy armpits hairy legs full bush and a big ass sandwich summer BTW

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

dead wife flashback whenever a random nicki minaj lyric pops into my head

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh