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In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

your cat was an honor to see in the window

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

If i had a dick i just know that i could get hard because of good music

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

(guy who doesnt take care of themselves in any way whatsoever) why do i feel so bad

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.