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In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference if you even care.

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

there's just something about a burger that makes you really wanna eat a burger

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous