Bomber's Notebook

Been drawing some Samus pinups for warmup sketches recently…. has anyone ever attempted something like that before?? 😳 Hot metroid lady from smash brothers pinup ???

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

New product “tampwns” for those who win. Stays in during your hardest teabags

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

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