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feeling guilty over not working on your fic is so silly if you think about like why are you stressing over the hobby you do in your free time for fun lol wip not whip

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.

BREAKING NEWS: screenshots from your phone not an appropriate format for submitting work in college classes.

The one thing I will say for AI is that it's made me much more appreciative of homebrewed bullshit

Upon reflection, I think the unifying factor in my taste in erotica is premises that can reasonably be characterised as "overengineered". Forty thousand words of geopolitcal worldbuilding to contextualise one sex scene? Check. Nuanced exploration of what a magic system revolving around the author's odd fetish implies for civil engineering best practices? Yes, please. Deep dive into what evolutionary pressures could conceivably produce a cock that does that? Don't mind if I do.

(In some cases it can even elevate kinks that are kind of nothing for me otherwise. Like, I'm not super into hyper cum, but when I can tell from how it's written that the author has actually done the math on their OC's fluid output? That's hot.)

I'm not going to Google it because I don't want to see the results, but is that in fact the community's consensus term for it? Were "ultra" and "mega" in the running in the Usenet days, or did everyone land on hyper early on? Is there a het/queer split on name? What's the threshold for being "hyper?"

"Hyper" is pretty settled nomenclature, at least in English-speaking fandom spaces, and has been since at least the early 2000s, but in my experience there's no consensus whatsoever on what the threshold is. With respect to ejaculation, for example, some folks will call pretty much anything in excess of realistically plausible output "hyper cum" (so, e.g., a character producing enough to fill a coffee cup would qualify), while others will be very insistent that it's not proper hyper cum unless there's mass property damage involved.

frustrating when you are talking about folklore as the narratives a particular culture tells itself about itself and then someone else is talking about folklore as a dnd monster manual

you stumble into this a lot with dragons especially. it is impossible to talk about dragons as like, a broad term for mythological and folkloric creatures whose attributes and symbolism vary across cultures without someone rolling up to announce that actually what you’re describing is a wyvern, not a dragon.

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

ecofascist rhetoric getting popular again and i don’t like it one bit

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

I, for one, appreciate your passion for liminal spaces and thank you for explaining it to the rest of us.

I get the playgrounds at night because I walk to one that’s near my house at night sometimes and hang out. I always feel like I’m being watched or followed, or rather something out of the ordinary is happening

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

literally announced on infowars. infowars made by alex jones. this is reputable due to the creator being the subject of it. farewell alex jones

RIP Alex Jones