you can find me here at my funeral

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

they are the same song! (mixed with shipping up to boston) and that is one of my favourite facts about the mechanisms! No other band could casually remix tetris

Oh my god it was intentional oh my god that's so great. Oh my god. This just made my day.

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins