Magpie

It's crazy how fast fishing days go by

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

how has it been SEVEN MONTHS since last redval ep???? im literally a whole different person??

everyone tell me your favorite crane wives song(s) i’ll start i love arcturus beaming

Right now im obsessed with scars and canary in a coal mine

I love podcasts bc on episode 1 you can't tell the characters apart but by episode 20 you can recognize their breathing

i wish this were me i cant tell warren and gordan apart 😭

i hate what podcast has become synonymous with because please i’m not listening to alpha male gym bros deny climate change i’m listening to my gay blorbos go through the horrors there’s a big difference

i don’t think i will ever get over warren waiting with gordon over the recording. he skipped past the parts of the memoir he found boring but actively chose to sit through 40 minutes of silence. he chose to keep gordon company, despite the boredom, despite the fact that gordon will probably never know, despite the fact it doesn’t change anything. it mattered to gordon then and now it matters to warren

Sometimes you be living and then your wife turns out to be fake and then she does evil experiments on you

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

Hi, person whose legs start hurting if you stand upright in one spot for more than a minute, who also struggles with setting boundaries. I was hoping you'd join me for Four Hours Of Standing In One Spot? If you say no I'll be very upset and cry about it. This is a normal way to behave apparently!