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if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
And we all noticed Project SEBB right. Kuda PLEASE tell me you went back, scraped his corpse off the floor, and biomanced him into something disgustiiing. Please please please.
oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.
like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.
i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

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"This is tea I made with my own hands. Why don't you want to drink it?" Jin Guangyao pushed the teacup away once more, explaining in a kind tone, "it's precisely because you made the tea with your own hands that I don't dare to drink it."
thanks @madtomedgar for the inspiration, you were so right about this
What's Laundry Hamper's cutest habit?
The fact that he has yet to get bored of my simply stuffing a single treat and some toilet paper into a toilet paper tube. That lil man will GO TO TOWN trying to get that peanut or cheerio no matter how many times he's provided this boredom breaker
so you could say he...
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goes ham for it
[Image Description: the opening scene of the CSI: Miami opening, showing a brief shot of the ocean before switching to the Miami skyline at dusk, all while a prolonged "YEEEEEAH" goes across the scene. End I.D]
Fitz: busts early, stabs a rat
Jinna: I've always wanted to sleep with a Witted guy. dw you're one of the good ones.
Fitz: wow fuck you i'm leaving.
Starling: what's up FitzFaggotry Farqueer?
Fitz: what the fuck oh my god what the fuck die
Starling: you could've hit this but byeeeeeee
Fitz: Fool, you want to have sex with me???
The Fool: not saying no but have you heard of the Split Attraction Model.
Fitz: i fuCKING KNEW IT HOW DARE YOU
The Fool: you're a bad lay babe, I want your soul.
Fitz: what
The Fool: collapses
This all took place in less than 12 hours.
finished piece from april fools sketch <3
it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed
cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devil’s Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died

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sorry for xfiles posting on main again, but it's just endlessly amusing to me how chris carter, the most christian man alive except for maybe the pope, cast two of the world's horniest individuals on his show, and told them "your characters are never allowed to fuck under any circumstances. ever." so in response to that they were like. hmm but what if this scene where they check each other for alien worms is soo sexually charged. and and what if. they make this real intense eye contact over a corpse. also can we maybe film a makeout session just for kicks
the year is 1993. you turn on your tv to watch an episode of this promising new show about aliens and liver-eating mutants. it seems like John Carpenter's The Thing is what awaits these gorgeous people this week. you pop a forkful of casserole into your mouth, watching as today's guest stars die horrifically on screen. then suddenly-
your casserole gone cold and forgotten, you feel, inexplicably, as though you've just witnessed two people fuck raw on a procedural show.
say what you will about the quality of the show (and I do say a lot of contradictory things), but you know you've hit the nail on the head with all this UST that Stephen King is like can I PLEASE write an episode for your show (he did but it was heavily reworked), and Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters is like can you use my song for your movie (they did but only in the credits and you can only hear it there if you watch the credits long enough). it's the edging that pulls people in
fitz will be like wow the fool never tells me anything and the fool will be like i was literally sharing information with you earlier ? and fitz will be like yeah i didn’t understand that because i turn my brain off when you start talking to me. all the court must wonder at the suppleness of your waist btw
no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly
And then he pushes the empty glass forlornly off the counter
Do you ever think about the time the commander said Phlunt should be taken out behind his lab and shot or just me.

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A bunch of us live-watched this last night when it came out and we got all emotional near the end. Love this game, love this company <3 If you've got a spare 55~ mins give it a watch :)
This's a must watch for any Guild Wars fan, especially GW1. It'll make you feel good things I prommy.
The true King path is Barkspawn :3