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this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

insecuredragon

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

jackadittyditty

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

insecuredragon

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

random-homestuck-things

My sides

mosaicabstract

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT

mrchrismad

those are some fancy guitars

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EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

charlesoberonn

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

cannedcream

String trumpets.

goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

spacememepng

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

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I know what a trumpet is I play one

lemon-catto-deactivated20200427

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

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Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

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I tap keys

zzoupz

But hey what about

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Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

faustandfurious

What about this six-string viola I found?

verycorrectlotr

acoustic trumpet

faustandfurious

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

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my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

broadwaytheanimatedseries

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

sea-anon

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

theunvanquishedzims

Don’t bring sax into it, there are children on this site. Sax and violins, that’s all y’all ever want to talk about on this site.

post-store

$29.99

marta-bee

Speaking of saxual deviance:

Y’all fools don’t even need to exaggerate.

#people on tumblr really get pressed over jokes lmao #hi it’s me an almost professional musician and music teacher #i think this is hilarious

ilajue

tiktok sea shanty (cant find it on YouTube but it's one of my favorite videos it's a tumblr post)

do you not feel filled with love?

saiient

these are some of the videos I found nd loved

hope they make you smile!

ilajue

icarus-suraki

I like a good subway singalong...

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taki-sensei

A summary of common band pieces

-Chorale and Shaker Dance: everyone’s played it but no one remembers how it goes -Emperata Overture: your introduction to mixed meter -Let’s Go Band: All rise for the band geek anthem -Jupiter: clarinet massacre, then everyone praises god -Angels in the Architecture: demons maul an angel and crash a Jewish wedding, then get owned by heaven (mostly) -Second Suite in F: euphonium anxiety -Stars and Stripes Forever: piccolo anxiety -Blue Shades: clarinet anxiety -Anything by John Mackey: *experimenting on Finale Notepad* -Any Sousa march: horns go die -Irish Tune from Country Derry: woodwinds wait forever, then brass wait forever -Vesuvius: ALL THE RATCHETS -Molly on the Shore: the same thing but a million times -Concord: red-blooded patriotism but in 7/8 -Sleigh Ride: annual winter torture -Pomp and Circumstance: annual summer torture -Anything by Eric Whitacre: heavenly choirs -Variations on a Korean Folk Song: the only Asian band piece most of you will ever play

dies---irae

irish tune from county derry though- i’m playing bass on it right now and lemme tell you i don’t have to wait at all, i play for pretty much the whole piece

grainger loved and appreciated bass clarinet and bari sax and we respect him for that

bookishdiary

Mozart and his weird ass sense of humor

“I wish you good night, shit in your bed all your might.”

"Oh my ass burns like fire.” (To his cousin)

"Write to me and don't be so lazy. Otherwise I shall have to give you a thrashing. What fun! I'll break your head." - (To his sister)

"To every good friend I send my greet feet; addio nitwit. Love true true true until the grave, if I live that long and do behave." - (To his cousin)

In 1782, Mozart wrote a six-voice canon. The canon’s title translates to “Lick Me In The Ass” :

"Lick my ass nicely,

lick it nice and clean,

nice and clean, lick my ass.

That’s a greasy desire,

nicely buttered,

like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.

Three will lick more than two,

come on, just try it,

and lick, lick, lick.

Everybody lick his own ass himself."

“Yesterday, though, we heard the king of farts/ It smelled as sweet as honey tarts/ While it wasn’t in the strongest of voice/ It still came on as a powerful noise.” (To his mother)

There is a whole wiki only dedicated to Mozart and his love for ass jokes:

transfemininomenon

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?

dinovelvet

time-and-water

[Image description: A photograph of a small snowman on a wooden bench, playing a violin made out of a leaf, with its twig-eyes closed and its twig-mouth smiling.]

deaddolin

the tumpet. bwaaaa

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marisatomay

can’t have seasonal affective disorder if i say that winter isn’t real it was invented by Big Vivaldi to sell all four of his seasons

loki-hargreeves

The 48th song on your top songs 2021 playlist predicts your 2022. How screwed are you?

#verdi’s dies irae #fitting given my name #but i’m not planning on dying next year so there’s that also

secondclarinet

I think key signatures with more than four flats or sharps should not exist outside of scales

secondclarinet

B major is on thin ice actually and Db is on even thinner. if I ever have to sight read in Gb/F# major I might cry

daykevin

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist

suncaptor

no SINCERELY curious what was your #1 song and how many times did you listen to it.

#maria from west side story #a very reasonable 272 times

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