and thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

steeples fingers..... orbiter by noah kahan but its rex & cody. like thats his ori'vod guys thats his big brother thats the closest he has to a parent. esp in rebels era..... yeah noah was onto something rex is an aging wolf who lost the taste for blood but even anxious pups need the moon..... do u guys think he would look at the sky after order 66 and wonder if his ori'vod his big brother his best friend cody was looking at the same constellations

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

Aww man I'm sorry your situationship ghosted you. I thought you guys had real chemistry. You'll find someone else though. Hey why dont we hit the vintage store later, it's the perfect spot for you to try and pull a rebound. Yeah cuz everyone there is gonna be your age and stuff, and they'll all already be looking to pay a truly horrifying price for some dysfunctional, weird-smelling garbage that is lowkey haunted for real. No? Are you sure? Ok well I kinda need another itchy rayon negligee though so maybe we can raincheck.

having day bad enough that you're struggling to mask and disassociate at work is so funny. Oh right I think all of you are disgusting and in a just world you would be unworthy to comprise the soil on which i walk

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

last summer i found a book of historic gay fetish art in a thrift store and there was an ink drawing from 1960 of batman and robin getting their dicks cut off and eaten by cannibals. and it doesn’t seem to exist anywhere else. is this like a historic artifact