and thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

i love absorbing iwtv content exclusively from the dash because you could tell me literally ANYTHING was going on in that show and i'd be like that tracks with what i've seen. they're all actors in a play together. they had a lesbian daughter but there were custody issues and i think she died in a plane crash or something it's really tragic. one of them isn't even real he's just a long-term hallucination the other one has been having. they opened up their marriage to include a third guy who's hot and even more evil. the two guys and their third are all sleeping with a journalist who used to be young and is now old. after they got divorced one of them decided to reinvent himself as iggy pop and i think that's a perfectly fine way to cope.

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

actually can they do something mildly canceling i still need that devil’s night ticket

me to whatever teen snagged a pit ticket: hahaha wowww did u see that dd remaster they’re suchh sellouts no you’re right they’re totally selling a car on tv dude…

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

i have a buddy who we all call "the nuance guy" which like. ok we dont all call him that. its just that sometimes some of us, and this is like a group of friends. or well most of us are friends, i guess some of us are acquaintances. but sometimes, like i said, not all the time, but maybe 40% of the time, this only happens on certain occasions, or i guess it doesnt happen per se but more just comes up. ok maybe it doesnt just come up but is brought up and