and thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

i love absorbing iwtv content exclusively from the dash because you could tell me literally ANYTHING was going on in that show and i'd be like that tracks with what i've seen. they're all actors in a play together. they had a lesbian daughter but there were custody issues and i think she died in a plane crash or something it's really tragic. one of them isn't even real he's just a long-term hallucination the other one has been having. they opened up their marriage to include a third guy who's hot and even more evil. the two guys and their third are all sleeping with a journalist who used to be young and is now old. after they got divorced one of them decided to reinvent himself as iggy pop and i think that's a perfectly fine way to cope.

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS