GO GIRL GIVE US GHOSTS

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

When ur pants are getting looser so u always have a jeanis

a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

I FUCKING LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHHH!!!!!! THEYRE SO AWESOME!!!!! REBLOG IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND COOL AND YOU LOVEE THEMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

i could die of a jealousy disease one day soon and then everyone will be sorry

No, Calvin was right

Calvin was 100% right.

You’ll notice Miss Wormwood didn’t disagree, just gave him advice on how to handle the pain.

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

Tumblr has introduced a new feature that assigns moral value to blocks, and replaces the disappearing heart of old with a pop-up describing whether you were the good or evil one in this blocking scenario. The luckiest among us are only ever told "you were blocked because evil cannot stand the pure beauty of your inner light"; everyone else is told they can be a bit of an obnoxious prick sometimes

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

dude that's not fucking okay *jerks off*