Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)
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Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again
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Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)
there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing
Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

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so can I just say there's a reason I wasn't going on and on for paragraphs underneath transfem voices project submissions about how "monstrous" and "demonic" submitters' abusers were, or how their experiences were "horror movie material"
first of all, TVP was not about centering my feelings about transfems' abusers or what they went through. going on about how disgusted and enraged I felt underneath submissions would have actively detracted from the voices I was trying to center. TVP was not about my voice
second, abusers are not a subhuman class of people. they are often very ordinary people that exist in our lives. even my worst abuser did not abuse me because he was a subhuman monster or a demon. he abused me because he had systemic power over me, and that power went unchecked by any of the people or systems that could have protected me. he was thoroughly, mundanely human
the world is full of TME people who abuse transfems in ways that range from minor to major. I do not believe this means the world is full of subhuman monsters and demons. I believe that it means there are systems and norms that facilitate and enable this abuse. this isn't "rot," it's systems working as designed
(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile
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peak parenting moves that all parents should do:
the “stop being angry” angry yelling
the “you should know stuff” (sans teaching)
the “it’s so hard to be a parent”
the “be grateful I support your hobbies
the “you kids are spoiled by kindness”
This game analysis shit is easy
The thing about Sophia is she's really really good. she's incredible she's fantastic she's the light of my life. she's wonderful
What is the funniest pokemon move
Obsessed with the description for this move
losing my mind at the animation as well
HOW TO KILL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE
The Flash- the biggest problem goes down first. So, Barry Allen is a friendly guy. So first I earn his trust, hang out, share drinks... eventually we are close enough and I come to him and say "please Barry my brother is being held hostage at x location you gotta help me!" And he of course goes. He ends up in a dome shaped enclosed place.
I then shut all the sturdy steel doors and activate the freeze protocol. Where the ground is frozen into super slippery ice. The walls and ceiling too. Then, I unleash my invention, a big steel ball in the middle of the arena. But it's not a normal ball, it's my GUN-BALL. See the entire sphere has hundreds of tiny holes which each act as a guns. They continuously shoot bullets forever, using a giant underground warehouse of ammunition which is under the dome. The flash may outpace the bullets for a bit, but the ice. He will slip then get hit once and twice and die! Furthermore, I have a backup plan, a nuke in the ball which will activate if he harms the ball. He can try to outrun the explosion- but the ice. He will slip.
Plastic Man- He is even more friendly. I gain his trust, share drinks, let him vent... one day i tell him im an inventor and I just made a wacky machine that will give him a new haircut and clothes. I take him to my secluded machine, it's a tube that you stand in. I go first to prove that its safe. It is operated by a control panel with a BLUE and RED button. I tell plastic man to push the BLUE button once I am inside. And he must never push the RED button because pushing the inappropriate button will kill me. So he follows my instructions and pushes the BLUE button.
As expected I come out with a banana costume and he thinks it's hilarious. Then he begs to go next. Oh, I let him. Once he's inside and locked in. I push the RED button which engulfes him in flames as the chamber heats up to the power of the sun. He is melted. Then it turns to absolute zero, feeling his melted self solid. Then, a crushing apparatus installed into the machine continuously crushes him over and over. To ensure he does not reform. Then, I load the chamber into a mini spaceship and launch him into space. Even if he did escape somehow, there's no home to return to.
Wonder Woman- She is very. Friendly. I gain her trust, her get the idea. Then, I tell her to check out my wacky haircut machine. She is skeptical so I let her use her lasso of truth, where I say "I have absolutely no ill intentions and I will keep you safe." How did I do that!? You ask. Well, it's simple. Once all plans were set up, I hypnotized myself with my advanced hypnosis machine. I convinced myself I am normal and wish to be Wonder Womans true friend and show her my haircut machine.
Since I sincerely believe this to be the truth, it is. Wonder Woman goes into the machine and I press the RED button because I convinced myself that the RED button is calibrated for her body type. Indeed it is, the body type of crushed ice cubes! I watch in horror as my best friend dies. But I planned for this, when pushing the RED button, an anti hypnosis protocol is activated. Causing me to regain my evil memories. I load WW into another mini space ship and she's gone.
Batman- I simply kidnap Alfred and lead the Bat to my lair. Where I have a bunch of life-like illusions of Bruce's parents. They all taunt him and some of them mimic their death. Batman is very angry at me. I show myself and say "Here is a shotgun, if you kill yourself I will free Alfred". However, Batman doesn't care and he goes to throw punches at me. However, when he punches me, my guts explode everywhere and he did far more damage than he expected.
I start to fall and say "Wow Batman you just killed a person. All that crying and you are no better than the scum that killed your parents." You see, what Batman killed was actually a very convincing illusion. But he is convinced he just killed someone. That, combined with the taunting ghosts of his parents and Alfred still not free, he takes the shotgun and kills himself.
Super man- At this point he notices that Flash, Plastic man, and Wonder Woman are all missing. And a now free Alfred has spread the word that Bruce was made to kill himself. Clark is very angry and wants to know who did this. Meanwhile, I am hatching my new plan, at lexcorp! I come to Lex Luthor and show him my trophies of the justice league people ive killed. I tell him I have a plan to take care of superman for good.
As Clark is considering what to do, a giant alien spaceship descends upon his home. And out comes me, except disguised as a friendly alien. You see, this spaceship is actually a creation of lexcorp and I am wearing a state of the art suit. I also come with dozens of other alien men who are actually Lex robots. But superman doesn't know this. I introduce myself as leader of the Zorpakorp. My people have caught wind of the tragedy of the justice league, and seeing as how they all saved the universe, we are indebted to avenge them.
Superman isnt sure if we can help but I say we have evidence towards the culprit. A photo of Lex Luthor posing with trophies of the dead members. Posted on to our Zorpakorp internet. Superman is furious and we insist we'll aid him in battle. We reach Lexcorp and Clark confronts Lex, who admits to being the killer. However superman can do nothing, because he has his parents hostage! In a cage, guns pointed at them. Luthor laughs that he is unstoppable, but my amazing Zorpakorp kind save Clark's parents while he fights Lex in a mech suit.
Eventually, we win our respective battles and Lex is in chains. Superman tells me he can't thank me enough for my help. I say it's no problem, but we Zorpakorp have a tradition when we have a successful allyship in battle. After we win... we share a French kiss. Superman is a little uncomfortable but I insist it's not weird and all my brethren egg him on. He is very grateful so eventually he does it. That’s the moment I won. See, my suit has hidden microscopic bombs in the mouth area. Kryptonite bombs. As we kiss I secrete the bombs into his mouth and into his stomach.
He is none the wiser, we finish and we celebrate! But then I laugh wickedly. And set off the bombs. Superman feels extreme pain as kryptonite fills his stomach and lungs. He doesn't understand what's happening. I take off my mask. "You thought Luthor worked alone?" I say. I laugh. "I am the one who made batman kill himself. I riddled the flash with bullets. I locked plastic man and wonder woman into death traps!" Superman can do nothing but despair as he dies.
Luthor laughs, this was a great alliance indeed. As for me, I look into the sunset. Very proud of myself. Very, very, proud. Hire fans lol.
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I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice
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Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf
tumblr being real normal about this one
update
I’m scared guys
Let's make it worse!
As of me looking at it rn
Fear is all I feel
That was so fast wtf
My friend Ahmed is enduring extreme pain in his bones right now. The doctors told him that it's because of a deficiency of vitamin D in his body. This is the result of severe anemia and malnutrition after years of food insecurity. He has been starving for so long his bones are breaking down. Please help him.
The occupation has disabled Ahmed, bombed his house and displaced his family repeatedly, systematically destroyed the infrastructure for clean water and pediatric healthcare. They deny him access to medical evacuation to a hospital outside Gaza and prevent him from accessing essential vitamins and pain relief. This is genocide. They are killing him. We need to intervene immediately. Ahmed deserves to grow old.
I need to stress this to you. Donate as soon as you can. The longer this goes on, the greater the impact on his body, and the harder it will be for him to recover. Everything in @ahmed-motaz's life has been taken from him. Please, please offer him support.
My friends, I am extremely sad because my life is getting worse due to my increasing pain from hunger and anemia. Worse still, the occupation forces haven't stopped b@mbing for a week, and the danger increases every moment. Shrapnel is falling into our tattered tent. Ple@se h@lp me so I can buy m@dicine and food, and so we can repair our tent . Ple@se h@lp us and don't leave us in this hell.
"Waah waah but what if I don't like it when my intended-as-apolitical work gets analysed and people start claiming it has reactionary politics" so this can be avoided by developing a better understanding of politics

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Imagine being so braindead that you think the UK being one of the most nature-depleted countries in the world is a good thing 🤡
wtf are you talking about, they didn't "deplete" the nature of their country, they cultivated their wilderness over centuries into some of the most idyllic pastoral landscapes in the entire world. And they did such a good job of it that the phrase "English countryside" is now synonymous with beauty and serenity and peacefulness. They didn't destroy their country's nature, they became its caretaker, they're right to be proud of it. All you're doing is pretending that the only kind of nature that should count is whatever is completely untouched by human hands.
The UK is literally ranked in the bottom 10% of most nature-depleted countries in the world. The 2023 State of Nature report shows just how dire the situation is. A third of UK bird species have declined since the 1990s, 97% of the UK's wildflower meadows have been lost since the 1930s, raw sewage is constantly being pumped into our rivers and seas with agricultural slurry also causing massive damage to rivers, three quarters of Britain's hedgehogs have been lost in the past 20 years and UK butterfly numbers are at their lowest ever, a sign of impending ecosystem collapse. Plus people in Britain are the most disconnected from nature in Europe.
Not to mention over populated deer destroying what little is left due to a lack of predators, 60 million non-native birds released for sport shooting every year, plus huge amounts of wildlife crime, including large numbers of birds of prey being shot/poisoned.
There is nothing beautiful about a sterile, ecologically damaged landscape that contains nothing but sheep and deer. Don't comment on something you clearly know nothing about. I live in England. I can see first hand just how dire the situation is.
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BOTTOM 5%.
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racists on twitter tend to have names like cunny_reich_88 but someone twice as racist on reddit will have a name like quirky_pizza_dude because he's too disconnected from reality to even gauge how racist he is
and he publicly makes fun of cunny_reich_88 not because (as he would insist) he fundamentally disagrees with any of his positions but rather because he thinks anime is degenerate art
racists on tumblr, on the other hand, will just state unabashedly that they believe anime is degenerate art because they think they're being feminist for it