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people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

i hate when a clothing line is marketed "for demi-humans" and then all it has is a tiny tail flap on the bottoms and maybe a larger range of sizes. I could actually use tail flap for my pants but mine won't fit through the standard size at all

and don't get me started about how hard it is to find cute clothes for girls with wings. it isn't fair

@monstrousproductions

It's so obvious these items are designed by teams with very little experience of the creature community, doing the bare minimum to gain kudos for inclusivity while not actually centreing the liminal experience. My advice is to seek out creature-owned businesses, especially those led by people with the same body types as you, as these tend to be more thoughtful about using real lived experience as a jumping off point for their designs!

Reblog to create chaos in a Midwestern city

Rip Kurama, you would have loved "Your Idol" by the Saja Boys

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”

if I don’t reply just assume it’s my curse acting up

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .