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Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this post makes me snort every single time

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: I think this is how God feels trying to answer our prayers /End ID]

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.