☁︎ Yeehaw ☁︎

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

"they would NOT say that" but for "they would NOT celebrate christmas"

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

i bet buildings get jealous of other buildings with cool features like fancy brickwork and painted ceilings and mosaic floors and gargoyles and stained glass and towers

i bet they silently scream in agony when a renovation team tears up their old hardwood floors and painted tiles and installs a bland minimalist interior in its place

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

yeah but he lost the election :(

i was so right with this one tbh

The frame where they’re regular horses conveys some sort of otherwise incomprehensible emotion

the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.

be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions

"girls supporting fingering girls ♡"