a plant to rule them all

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

i’m happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

Where is the I’m alone nobody care me monkey

i’m so fucking sad right now. why is he still alone doesnt anyone fucking care him

reblog until ur fingers bleed

Signal boost. This is a really important issue.

This is infuriating

Properly titled “Dog Perfects Every Frame of Google Street View by Chasing the Camera”

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

just goes to show you how that tiny bit of creativity can change a lot

#i hate when i have a concussion and they inflate my bill by decoding my entire genome

Imagine Kris hissing in disgust when someone suggests sushi for lunch. He doesn’t go so far as to transform into a bat to angrily flee, but it is a near thing.

Hooray!! Good job Fish you defeated the evil man! ♥

no rainbows? I was hoping for rainbows

That’s cause Fish was holding back

Republicans are disgusting. Here is your tyranny, brought to you by the cowards in the GOP Congress.

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I’m just playing these at work and they’re solid. 10/10 for compiling skills

thanks! 🥰