tragedy enjoyer

writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

can you even imagine how fucking furious you would be if your uncle who married your mother a month after your father’s death proceeded not only to wrestle the throne from your grasp but publicly humiliate you in front of the court that is supposed to be yours about how you’re grieving your father? that it’s unmanly and pathetic to still mourn him after a month? and then tells you he’s only saying this because he loves you? and he thinks you shouldn’t go back to school, just stay here, where you can be together with your family and always be surveilled? the elsinore court really is a prison hamlet is so right

it gets to a point with Taylor Swift hate…. If your reaction to finding out she got TikTok to change their policy (!!!) to allow artists to request that their songs be removed for unauthorized use in ads or political campaigns (after months of the Trump admin trying and failing to bait a reaction out of her for attention) is some version of “why didn’t she do this sooner!!!” or “she’s only doing this for PR” then I am blocking you, no questions asked. celebrity snark has rewired your brain for the worse.

Tboys should be going for word names like the girls do (e.g. summer violet rose pepper joy. you get it). but they need to be masculine words. some suggestions for tboy names: "orthogonal johnson", "vascularized tissue". im sure there are ones that dont sound like euphemisms for penises. but get your mind out of the gutter and rly meditate on these. theyre good names. vasc for short...

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

Getting high on open window air

i feel like more productions needs to play up how sad the rosencrantz and guildenstern/hamlet relationship is. like old friends you haven’t seen in years who show up to cheer you up when you’re at your worst and you can’t believe they’ve made it, you can’t believe they remembered you, it’s been so long, then you find out they’re like. paid to be here. and also they’re spying on you. so it’s just like you thought. everything is closing in on you and you can’t trust them. you can’t trust anyone