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Honestly I really wish instead of losing all her memories post season 4 Donna had been like temporarily displaced or some other handwavey scifi bullshit so that she could’ve been a River Song or Master type character where she just shows up sometimes and The Doctor is like DONNA MY BEST FRIEND DONNA and their current companion(s) is like “Whomst??? The fuck????” while Donna is just like “ey oh what’s POPPIN”

#god this #can you imagine catherine tate #just showing up in a fucking nebula #doctor’s all like DONNA SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! #HOW’S IT GOING #same old same old seeing the wonders of the universe through involuntary and unpredictable time-space travel #you? #oh you know seeing the wonders of the universe through voluntary but still unpredictable time-space travel #new companion’s like *what are you* #Donna: I’m a temp

Temp is short for temporal anomaly.

okay i’m new to this fandom so can someone explain who i’m supposed to ship the shipping container with? seems like the obvious would be the suez canal itself but i heard that was kind of problematic?

hnnnngh, I’m trying to conduct global maritime trade, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my hull plates keeps blocking the Suez Canal

no, you don’t need a cockatoo or a serval. you need to learn why some animals weren’t domesticated and look into animals that will actually thrive in the average human home instead of spending thousands of dollars on an animal that physically cannot thrive in your home.

My god, once it's been in captivity all its life, you don't propose we just yeet it into the wild? It can't survive out there.

let’s spread this again and again and again

Ez tök menő. Kis taktikai érzékkel elfoglalhatnánk Moszkvát

Fuck around and find out, huh?

the kids arent supposed to go in the cubbies unless they really need something but these 2 girls were sitting in there lookin mischievous so i go to investigate & theyre huddled around this like magnadoodle where one of them is writing “PISS” in big ass letters

Absolutely fucking surreal start-of-the-movie vibe, calmly eating dinner in a restaurant while the TV describes the collapse of the global economy and I keep overhearing snatches from the surrounding tables about the coming plague

nah it only counts if you’re having a messy breakup with the woman you will tenderly reconcile with ninety minutes later

The other day I was delivering a pizza and there was on this guy’s lawn a newspaper perfectly oriented on one of the steps to his front door so you could just make out the words in bold print “PLAGUE FEARS DEEPEN” and I’m like yep that’s a movie trailer shot.

I hope as you came in you were listening to a song that is currently popular but not too expensive to license for the soundtrack

Hey gang, remember this?