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Oh, Dave Malloy/Jen Silverman’s BLACK SWAN musical adaptation is going to change the game for psychological-horror musicals

It is our sworn duty as theater people to be loud about this one. We can't let this one plunk under the radar.

(If you want to buy the tickets.)

#dave malloy #musical #black swan #there are more thoughts I wish to share later #sonya tayeh #scheduled currently until June 12 at the Cambridge A.R.T.

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Not platonic, not romantic, but a secret third thing (real fucking weird about each other).

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Idk how to explain this but it was revealed to me in a dream that they’re dried up Spongebob and Patrick

(This is how I headcanon how they‘d pass away from old age btw)

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Vincent Benítez: Lawrence, we've done it.

Thomas Lawrence: You had a great reign, Pope Innocent. My... Vincent.

Vincent Benítez: Lawrence, I could have done more.

Thomas Lawrence: But you had a great reign, Pope Innocent. My... Vincent. Don't... blame... yourself... for your... best.

Vincent Benítez: We did okay... for a couple of geezer goofballs... I'm... a Goofy Goober, yahhhhhh.

Thomas Lawrence: We're... a Goofy Goober... yeah.

Thomas Lawrence & Vincent Benítez: We're... both... Goofy, Goofy Goobers...

--

*In Heaven*

*Watching their death, singing "I'm a Goofy Goober.""*

Thomas Lawrence: Vincent, I have a confession.

Vincent Benítez: What is it, Tomás?

Thomas Lawrence: I was caught up in the moment, but I'm embarrassed that this was the psalm I was singing before my mortal shell crumbled away and the Lord cradled me away.

Vincent Benítez: Oh Tomás, but weren't we having fun? *singing* I'm a Goofy Goober yeah.

Thomas Lawrence: Oh no...

Vincent Benítez: You're a Goofy GOOBER YEAH!

Thomas Lawrence & Vincent Benítez: We're ALL GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS!

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*Somewhere on the Earthly realm*

*Old Aldo Bellini trying to sleep*

Aldo Bellini: Oh lord, help me. I can still hear those two goobers, may Lord have their souls. Lord, please, Thomas, Pope Innocent, I need to SLEEP.

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Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein AU where Oscar Isaac's Victor & Jacob Elordi's Creature do "Puttin' on the Ritz” as a bonding exercise

Victor Frankenstein: If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion fits?

Creature: Puttin' on the Ritz!

Elizabeth: *holding up a camera* You're doing amazing, sweetie.

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The Day Where Dean Thomas Lawrence Has To Preside Over the Funeral of Goffredo Tedesco (Who is HAUNTING the Funeral)

Thomas Lawrence: *glaring at Bellini who is so clearly about to high-five Sabbadin*

Aldo Bellini: *Trying not to high-five Sabbadin*

Pope Innocent: Into your hands, most merciful Father we commend the soul of our brother...

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Ghost Tedesco: *Blowing his ghost vape into Bellini's face*

Bellini: Man, the guy is gone but sometimes I can still smell his vape!

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*Pope Innocent praying*

Pope Innocent: Oh Father, please show Goffredo Tedesco's soul kindness. I do not ignore that he was a callous man--

*Ghost Tedesco leans forward to blow his ghost vape smoke into Pope Innocent's face*

Pope Innocent: But I also saw the man for all his charm, his ability to soften, even beneath that ego. I don't condone him, but I see him for all his charms the way you made him, the way you carved that handsome vessel with the potential to spill all that light and love...

*Ghost Tedesco decides not to blow smoke in Vincent's face*

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I think we should play with the idea of Goffredo Tedesco dying and becoming a ghost who haunts the Vatican grounds, utterly convinced that God is waiting to take him to Heaven. And he bugs every living being, Bellini especially, with his ghostly vape smoke.

But most of the others ascend to Heaven and their spirits are permitted to visit the Earth. So often the spirits of Thomas Lawrence and/or Vincent Benitez and/or Aldo Bellini and/or other cardinals often visit the Vatican, which is nice but they gotta deal with Tedesco’s ghost.

talon-dragonbeast

i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war

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How Conclave shippers think of their celibate priests

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too few ppl takong their clothes off in the same room, inaccurare

A premise where Thomas Lawrence gets diagnosed with prostate cancer like in the book

There’s this whole angst with him trying to say goodbye to Vincent/Pope Innocent and his cardinal brothers, and then enduring the painful months/years of anticipating death.

Luckily, perhaps at Vincent and Aldo's urgings, he ends up with the successful trial of mRNA prostate cancer vaccine (a real thing that's being conducted). And he ends up clearly healthy and cancer-free. And he gives a whole sermon to the College of Cardinals that reveal what he had been going through: “Thank God for miracles through the doctors.”

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Plot twist: Turned out Goffredo Tedesco he secretly had been diagnosed with prostate cancer and he also got the experimental vaccination that worked for him. And he’s healthy. So after Thomas's sermon, he goes “Tommaso! So we both are blessed receivers of God’s miracles! I look forward to more years with my brother.”

“Oh God, you are punishing me. Through the doctors you put on this earth, I live longer with Goffredo.”

#vincent benitez #thomas lawrence #conclave #jacopo lomeli #goffredo tedesco #aldo bellini

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Got around to watching Dead Hot to see Bilal (Jesus) before GO 3 comes out and it was actually so fun?!?! Like it was super campy but I laughed so much and it had some surprising turns. I genuinely enjoyed it. Good Omens fandom, if you're looking for something to watch while waiting for the finale, I 100% recommend checking it out

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Continue to cry for a theatrical release to evil Paramount

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BUY a ticket to Laika's WILDWOOD in theaters.

#avatar #atla #atla leaks #coyote vs acme #wildwood #animations #animators are telling you not to leak

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I love Mother, I love her way

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A premise where Cardinal Goffredo Tedesco starts coughing frequently, so Pope Innocence, the cardinals, Dean Lawrence, and even Aldo Bellini are trying to convince that tradcath to visit a doctor

Pope Innocence: Goffredo, truly I am beseeching you to see a doctor.

Goffredo Tedesco: (Hating all the pity) Mi mamma still lives and breathe in this mortal Earth! I am as blessed as her! You do not pity the blessed!

--

Thomas Lawrence: This man is still our brother. We will try to convince him to see a doctor.

Giulio Sabbadin: Dean, haven't we considered that maybe God is answering our prayers and we must not intervene in God's will?

#goffredo tedesco #thomas lawrence #aldo bellini #conclave #giulio sabbadin

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