i can't stop thinking about disney being like. "we've invited you, our corporate shareholders and sponsors to look at our new animatronics tech" and then a fucking prototype metal gear with inexplicable glowing human eyes literally smashes down the wall and charges the crowd. why would you DO THAT

The weirdest thing about having written the most banned book of the 2020s is that I am not a particularly radical or boundary-pushing writer? I write quiet novels about kids who like poetry? Sure, there is some sex in some of them, but only because there is some sex in human life. And you'll note it's never, like, HOT SEX. I couldn't write a hot scene to save my life.

actually scratch that the weirdest thing about having written the most banned book of the 2020s is that I quit writing fiction so that I could become the unpaid social media intern for a coffee and tea company that donates all its profit to fight tuberculosis in impoverished communities.

I will do everything in my power to make sure that christmas happens this year

IS CHRISTMAS UNDER THREAT?!?

no. because I'm on it. it's gonna be fine

on the one hand, I'm really enjoying the pendulum swing away from minimalism and towards the kitschy, colorful 70s vibes with all the wavy lines and bubble letters. it's fun. on the other hand it's not really kitschy. it still seems very influenced by minimalism. the color palette is a little too careful, the tchotchkes in the coffee shops are too selectively chosen and placed. you can have one little molded glass rooster next to this weirdly shaped but still very elegant ceramic vase. tee hee isn't that so cute and quirky. it reminds me of Chris Fleming "those aren't freaks, those are attractive people with carefully vetted idiosyncrasies"

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

all demographics and time periods and geography taken fully into consideration, some people were just born to lose

"one-man environmental disaster"

they called that man an organism

as bad as your worst day has ever been, do you have a wikipedia article saying you "possess an instinct for the regrettable that is almost uncanny"

PUNIC WARS THREE

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

oww :(