dead girls †​ around the corner

don't tell ur mother... kiss one another... die for each other.......... WE'RE COOL 4 THE SUMMER

i feel about mbappe the way gay guys on twitter feel about vaguely sociopathic reality TV female celebs like okay that's mother

no fireworks ban please, i support men injuring themselves loudly.

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

nobody with a tumblr in 2026 is a good person

Do you guys have like. AMVs of the mind. Like fanvideos that you have edited in your head for specific media to certain songs and every time you hear the song (or at least sometimes) you think about this nonexistent fanvideo. Used to happen to me a lot in high school and now I still do it sometimes just for fun

I do have to enjoy the absolute comedy of queer as a sexuality term. "What is your orientation?" "I don't know, I feel like something weird and strange, I guess I'm an abnormal freak of some sort" and they also tried convincing companies and brands that this was politically correct in the 2010s which was even more hysterically funny

the fact that she revealed she lost a $3M deal to headline Wireless Festival in London for making this joke… only for Wireless Festival to then announce that Kanye West would be taking her place as headliner, face so much backlash for asking him to headline, have almost all the sponsors withdraw funding, and cancel the festival entirely is so funny to me.